#jackbatchelor3

[hollyoaksmusings]

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

lol, not Twitter acting as if a kiss is the end of the world. Anyone would think they've never watched a soap before. Unfortunately, cheating is a not-so-classic soap trope.

Let's not forget Sharon not too long ago had Albie with Keanu behind Phil's back, and a few years before that Stacey had Arthur with Kush behind Martin and Shabnam's.

So a kiss is nothing compared to what these so-called queens have done, yet are still two of the most popular characters, and that's just EastEnders.

I really do think they haven't watched a soap before mate, truthfully I do. OR they've watched other soap ships, and then stopped when the inevitable cheating SL happened in anger.

Yeah, the So Called Queens can fuck anyone and have their babies, but God forbid the mentally ill gay gets drunk and has a kiss (that we don't have full context for)

Honestly this is fairly tame for EE. I never want any of my faves to cheat cos I hate it so viscerally, but you do have to accept it.

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

As a previous anon said, people are accusing EastEnders of copying Coronation Street, yet as I mentioned on Twitter, their logic should mean Coronation Street copied Hollyoaks, who have tackled male tape twice before the latter.

They're just ridiculous honestly. Like... all soap stories "copy" each other aka they have similar stories.

Is Linda's story a copy of Peter's from corrie?

Are Ballum a copy of RobRon, and are Paul/Billy from corrie a copy of both?

Is Eastender's homophobic hate crime story a copy of Corrie's hate crime?

Like... People don't understand how soaps work i am convinced.

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

Happy Birthday Ally! 🎉🎂

Aww Thanks Jack! 💜

[leximitchells]

Sam was previously married to Tiffany's dad Ricky (hence her son's name) back in the early 90s. Sharon's (adoptive) dad Den, with the help of the Mitchells' previous lawyer Marcus, tricked her into selling The Queen Vic in the mid-Noughties. Sam was also part of the Witches Of Walford, alongside Den's second wife Chrissie, and Kat's daughter Zoe, in which Chrissie killed Den on the show’s 20th Anniversary, and she and Zoe helped her bury his body in The Queen Vic’s cellar.

wait but isn’t ricky jack’s son? so she named her son after her ex-husband???

[no-i-cant-decide]

Happy Birthday Leo! 🎉🎂

Thanks Jack! ❤️💜❤️

[leximitchells]

To sum up Janine, she killed two of her husbands (Barry Evans and Michael Moon), ran over Ronnie's daughter Danielle, and pretended to be stabbed by Stacey.

oh shit. well this is exciting!!!!

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

Pass the happy! 🧡 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

Cheers Jack!

Five things that make me happy

1. Chilling with my mates when we're all laughing and joking somewhere warm and comfy

2. Going cinema. Miss it man. Snacks, big bottle of pop, enjoy two hours of escapism.

3. Going to fairs. On rollercoasters, rides, getting thrown around and screaming. Preferably when there's not too many people - queues do not make me happy.

4. Similar note, going to a park where there's not many people. On the swings, down slides, round and round on a roundabout. Sitting on a climbing frame pretending to be a kid again.

5. Big, fat meal with all the works - sides and sauces, perfectly cooked, refillable pop, and a massive dessert for afters. Mmmm 🤤🤤🤤

(Made myself hungry there - bring on being able to go back in restaurants!)