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hey. sorry im late

this may only be funny to me...but thats ok. (takes a puff from a comically large cigar)

#jack zimmermann #check please #kent parson #jackparse #to me.

from ch 8 of nothing but the best by @coyotesuspect :)

#kent parson #jackparse #i said in my comment spree that this bit gave me comic brain & some months later here i am #not feeling lines this week though so we have strange colorful blobs

"Downfall" by Noah Kahan

#check please #omgcp #omg check please #check please edit #pimms #jackparse #jackparse edit #jack zimmermann #kent parson #downfall by noah kahan #i wish i could have included the lines #i hope you open up to someone kind and they hold it against you #and you state a feeling like a fact #both of which are bangers but i couldn't figure out how to make it work for this edit #but honestly #i do think there is a part of kent who watches jack lobotomize himself #and lie to himself in order to rewrite the past #except he can't actually rewrite it #and kent knows that #and he knows jack knows it even if he is pretending not to #and i do think there is a part of kent that is like #well let's see this crash and burn #because he knows #he KNOWS it will happen #because jack has set himself up to fail (with his addiction his hockey his relationships) because that's what he does #classic jack #and kent has seen this movie before #so he'll sit back and watch the show now #and he'll be the only one in the theater when the credits roll

What is this if not the ending? See me off with grace, and let it go Who are you now that you're all alone?

Ngozi Ukazu, Check Please! + Lizzy McAlpine, Force of Nature

#omgcheckplease #omgcp #check please!#jack zimmermann #kent parson #pimms #jackparse #omgcpedit #????? who knows #as impolite as it may be to post something so long this has been haunting me for days #anyway i Love Suffering #long post

type of text shitty was getting from jack on his second year at samwell

#omgcp #parse positive #the most important tag i can add to this post actually #here's the second most important #jackparse

"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."

#jack zimmermann #kent parson #jackparse #pimms #omgcp #my edits #if i have to suffer y'all are coming to hell with me #text comes from the wikipedia article on one-timers #which... surprisingly lends itself well to emo hour

Here are all the amazing fanworks created for Pimms Fest 2025: What Happens in Vegas! We're so happy and grateful we get to celebrate Jackparse with all of our amazing creators, and all of you who showed up for our creators with kudoses, likes and reblogs.

You can find all the fics on our AO3 collection, browse the tag or this list.

Happy holidays, everyone, don't forget to give these works some love🥳🙌♠️🏒

♠️ Departure by Louise Gluck art by @ronandhermy

♠️ forgotten that you’re godless podfic read by @djemsowhat | T, 48 minutes

♠️ you spin my head right round fic by @obligatorygeekery | E, 9.2k words

♠️ no wrongs, no right (only a winner and a loser) fic by @etaaquariids | T, 3.3k words

♠️ A Chip on One’s Shoulder fic by @kentparsonscowlick3 | M, 7.9k words

♠️ The Inevitable Disaster fic by @loveandallthat | 7k words

♠️ Vega(s) fic by @amandayetagain T, 2.2k words

♠️ The House Always Wins (except when I’m home) fic by bronx_bound/ @parsnip90 | T, 5.8k words

♠️ for better, for worse fic by finkpishnets/ @madroxed | T, 4.2k words

♠️ Something Blue Suede Shoes fic by Pinkerton/ @agrossunderstatement | T, 4.1k words

♠️ TIMELINE playlist by realog / @obligatorygeekery | 29 songs, 1.45 hrs

♠️ ace-high fic by hearteyesfordays / @distantdeadly | M, 3.9k

♠️ may the bridges i have burned light the way back home fic by laineymaid / @parsonandpurrson | E, 3.6k words

♠️Lately, There is No Way Out of My Head fic by runningwafers | E, 26.9k words

♠️ (getting closer to knowing) where i belong fic by IProtectKennyP/ @kennyvparse | G, 7.1k words

♠️ losing a life / gaining a home fic by SalazarTipton/ @softkent | G, 3.9k words

♠️ nadie sabe lo que va a pasar mañana fic by @queenofthestarrrswrites | 21.8 words + "then what do you want, zimms?” playlist for the fic

♠️ choke down the feeling fic by inlovewiththeirlove/ @lahallucinations | G, 2.2 words

♠️ and now it follows me every day fic by @etaaquariids | T, 4.9k words

♠️ The Disobedience That Holds Us Together fic by ix_tab / @mercy-misrule | E, 13.2k words

♠️ reunite (Jack’s version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs

♠️ gambler’s prayer (Kent’s version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs

♠️ there is a sadness in his eyes you only see in the exes of quebecois men art by @yaoimortician

♠️ check out at 12 fic by @yaoimortician | T, 2.9k words

♠️ so many roads to choose fic by @comingofspring | T, 34.2k words

♠️ the physics of falling (again) fic by swanswords/ @an-ungraceful-swan | T, 3.2k words

♠️ the boy with naivety succeeds fic by cyborgian | T, 7.2k words

♠️ had you given me the chance (to say i do) fic by be_brave13/ @djemsowhat | T, 27.8k words

♠️ springing up like daisies fic | T, 9.8k words

#pimmsfest2025 #jackparse #pimms #kent parson #jack zimmermann #omgcp fic #omgcp fest #check please #omgcheckplease #omgcp #roundup #hockey fic #hockey

The great thing about Jackparse is that Kent WOULD be delusional if Jack processed his feelings like a normal human being but alas!

Kent's just like, he's had me blocked for 6 years but I know he's still in love with me, and typically you'd just be like Yikes, but THEN Jack "I'm Being So Normal About Hockey" Zimmermann compares their relationship to fucking HOCKEY and then just. Never speaks of it again. While also calling Kent by his incredibly tender teenage nickname and immediately making out with him the second they're alone together.

And so you really have no choice but to accept that that wild bitch is right. He maybe deserves condolences for his taste in men but Kent Parson stays winning!

#pimms #jackparse #as soon as he unblocks me the wedding is back on etc #truly my favourite thing about writing them getting back together is that Kent gets to be fucking right about it