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Omg I spent years every birthday and Christmas as a kid collecting all the historical dolls. I was so excited when I finished. But now they like doubled the historical collection and I don’t know any of these girls

ahh i’m so jealous! i remember one year i made it my goal to read every single american girl book but obviously as soon as i finished they just kept coming out with more. i still can’t believe they retired molly and felicity and samantha. truly the saddest days of my life

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hey im pretty good! i left my house once today so thats a plus. how are you?

i'm good but currently my contacts are very dry and it's extremely uncomfortable!!

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yay happy youre happy :)

thank you jack! :')

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jacksantonoff replied to your post:THAT S NOT HOMESTUCK IM SHITTING O SHIT

poop

(he is still curiose about the turkey hole) though

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THAT S NOT HOMESTUCK IM SHITTING O SHIT

i’m crying

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adventure time

Favourite Female:

marceline hehe

Favourite Male:

ice king

3 Other Favourite Characters:

i love pb and flame princess and jake!!

3 OTPs:

PB/MARCELINE, jake/lady rainicorn, and simon/hunson (it’s a crack ship i’m so sorry)

Notp:

marCELINE/FINN LITERALLY WHY

Funniest character:

ice king omg

Prettiest character:

MARCELINE I WANT TTO MARRY YOU

Most Annoying Character:

lsp but in a good way she’s p hilarious

Most badass character:

JAKE i can’t even count the number of cool fight scenes with him

Character I’d like as my BFF:

flame princess she’s so cool

Female Character I’d Marry:

MARCELINE screams in agony

Male Character I’d Marry:

i was gonna say ice king but waiT okay probably bmo but they’re agendered so i’m just going to put them here

Character I hate/dislike/least like:

ash is literally an asswipe he hurt my wife

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ah u redid ur blog so cute happy birthday again and answer all of them!

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

in my relationships ye but it doesn’t define them

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

yep

3. Are you a virgin?

idk what virginity means anymore honestly

4. Are you in a relationship?

yep

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

nope

7. Can you commit to one person?

yep

8. Describe your crush

he’s a big nerd who smells like caramel

9. Describe your perfect mate

someone who i can get and they get me

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah

11. Do you ever want to get married?

yep

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

it is really hard for me! i’ve consistently not trusted people after they do that kind of thing to me but i really try

13. Do you get jealous easily?

sometimes haha

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

that one nerd

15. Do you have any piercings?

just ears

16. Do you have any tattoos?

nah

17. Do you like kissing in public?

not really?? in a lot of situations it’s kind of rude but occasionally it’s okay

20. Do you shower every day?

every other day

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

some NERD

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

maybe??

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

i have so yeh

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

fuck no

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

yep

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

yes ////blushing intensifies

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

not in my knowledge

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

nope

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

uhhh i’ve thought about it but i really don’t need it as much as other people so i’d rather those people have it

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

ye it was dumbsies

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

let’s not even talk about my asexual friends

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

not yet

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

like all of them honestly

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

yes?? this is like a huge problem all the time

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

those darn asexuals i tell u

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

no haha

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

7 months tomorrow actually

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

one on new years and then my bf so 2

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

nonesies

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i would just let them do what makes them happy

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

everything about him

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

hahahahahah nah

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

not EVERYTHING but i’d do a lot for my friends and bf

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

yeeeeaaa people that kind of were shitty to me and i just didn’t want to deal with more of it in the future

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

i think with people i’m talking to but not with who i’m dating

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

yep

55. Share a relationship story.

one time i had a relationship before i thought i was a lesbian. then i discovered i was a lesbian. the end

56. State 8 facts about your body

uhhh i have short hair, my hair is dirty blonde and curly, my eyesight is bad, i have a lot of mosquito bite scars, my skin’s really pale, my throat hurts a lot, i have almost no pinky toe nails, and my nose is really big

57. Things you want to say to an ex

hey

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

be trustworthy, be understanding, not being queerphobic and racist and sexist, love cartoons, and love me

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

i look really gross and sick right now so you can look in my tag (/my_face_wow)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

like 6 months older than me

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their clothes/hair

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

be interested in my cartoons

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

two or more people in a room and one or more of the people is getting off with the assistance of another

64. What is your definition of cheating?

having sex with more than one person without the consent of your monogamous partner

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

movie/tvshow snuggles then kissies and maybe sexy times and sleepovers

68. What is your sexual orientation?

lesbian but i’m pretty open about people i date

69. What turns you off?

any kind of harm or hurting during sex

70. What turns you on?

uhhh i like stuffing kinks and monster kinks, especially tentacles

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

i’ve hardly had any besides one about masturbating

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

the entire script to high school musical

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

make me not sick ugh

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

clothes hahahahha

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

written me poetry

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

idkkkkk

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

it depends on the gap i guess but it depends on the maturities of the people too

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

my disgusting kinks (thinks about mpreg)

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

when my brother got a full ride scholarship and just knowing i can never do that kind of thing because i’m not as great as him

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

i told my mom when she wished me a happy birthday

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

uhhh they have to be real probably shit um my bf of course, marina, lana del rey, hugh dancy, and ellie goulding

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my mom

83. Who was your first kiss with?

some NERD

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

the beginning of my freshman year of high school

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

well i’m in a long distance one rn but i can’t wait for him to come back, so ye

#jacksantonoff #askers #long post//#survey///

ah u redid ur blog so cute happy birthday again and answer all of them!

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

in my relationships ye but it doesn’t define them

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

yep

3. Are you a virgin?

idk what virginity means anymore honestly

4. Are you in a relationship?

yep

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

nope

7. Can you commit to one person?

yep

8. Describe your crush

he’s a big nerd who smells like caramel

9. Describe your perfect mate

someone who i can get and they get me

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah

11. Do you ever want to get married?

yep

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

it is really hard for me! i’ve consistently not trusted people after they do that kind of thing to me but i really try

13. Do you get jealous easily?

sometimes haha

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

that one nerd

15. Do you have any piercings?

just ears

16. Do you have any tattoos?

nah

17. Do you like kissing in public?

not really?? in a lot of situations it’s kind of rude but occasionally it’s okay

20. Do you shower every day?

every other day

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

some NERD

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

maybe??

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

i have so yeh

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

fuck no

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

yep

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

yes ////blushing intensifies

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

not in my knowledge

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

nope

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

uhhh i’ve thought about it but i really don’t need it as much as other people so i’d rather those people have it

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

ye it was dumbsies

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

let’s not even talk about my asexual friends

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

not yet

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

like all of them honestly

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

yes?? this is like a huge problem all the time

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

those darn asexuals i tell u

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

no haha

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

7 months tomorrow actually

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

one on new years and then my bf so 2

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

nonesies

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i would just let them do what makes them happy

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

everything about him

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

hahahahahah nah

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

not EVERYTHING but i’d do a lot for my friends and bf

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

yeeeeaaa people that kind of were shitty to me and i just didn’t want to deal with more of it in the future

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

i think with people i’m talking to but not with who i’m dating

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

yep

55. Share a relationship story.

one time i had a relationship before i thought i was a lesbian. then i discovered i was a lesbian. the end

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

hey

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

be trustworthy, be understanding, not being queerphobic and racist and sexist, love cartoons, and love me

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

i look really gross and sick right now so you can look in my tag (/my_face_wow)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

like 6 months older than me

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their clothes/hair

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

be interested in my cartoons

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

two or more people in a room and one or more of the people is getting off with the assistance of another

64. What is your definition of cheating?

having sex with more than one person without the consent of your monogamous partner

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

movie/tvshow snuggles then kissies and maybe sexy times and sleepovers

68. What is your sexual orientation?

lesbian but i’m pretty open about people i date

69. What turns you off?

any kind of harm or hurting during sex

70. What turns you on?

uhhh i like stuffing kinks and monster kinks, especially tentacles

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

i’ve hardly had any besides one about masturbating

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

the entire script to high school musical

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

make me not sick ugh

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

clothes hahahahha

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

written me poetry

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

idkkkkk

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

it depends on the gap i guess but it depends on the maturities of the people too

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

my disgusting kinks (thinks about mpreg)

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

when my brother got a full ride scholarship and just knowing i can never do that kind of thing because i’m not as great as him

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

i told my mom when she wished me a happy birthday

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

uhhh they have to be real probably shit um my bf of course, marina, lana del rey, hugh dancy, and ellie goulding

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my mom

83. Who was your first kiss with?

some NERD

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

the beginning of my freshman year of high school

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

well i’m in a long distance one rn but i can’t wait for him to come back, so ye

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