Miscellaneous facts remembered about Jackson
Hates Eggs
Used to live by the docks
Used to own kangaroos
Got kicked in the nuts by his pig, Ninja, resulting in him having testicular cancer, leading to him having one fake testicle
Quite likes the idea of being shrunk down (not a sex thing)
Might have eaten rocks
Once referred to mushrooms as “little ground guys” because he couldn’t remember the word for ‘mushrooms’
Believes all humanity on some sub-concious level wants to fuck the moon














