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i can’t wait for the text like “BOB guess what i did this morning” and i feel like i should be ashamed that i know so much about infomercials that i was gonna respond “let me educate you” but i’m not
hahahhahhaah you're my fav i'll make sure ur the first person i text when i put my bra on my butt xoxo
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i am the same way in the morning it’s a miracle i don’t put my bra on my butt and yeah man i own a magic bullet i fucking love infomercials i’m sad that they don’t play the original magic bullet. mimi and mick were the best.
omg i would totally do that j ust watch me
and omg i know nothing about infomercials but im v happy for u friend
can i tell you a secret that anon was me and you’re super cute (i’m sorry to burst the bubble) you try to put your earring in your freckle you’re adorable
!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ADORABLE u cutie omg infomercials hahaha
and its not cute im just an idiot haha i'm like "hmm i guess the whole moved" and then i stab myself
u kno what i have less than 100 followers and this is probs the only onE IM GONNA GET SO IM GONNA DO IT UNDER THE CUT FOLKS
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
6. my game was strong.
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
the killers
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
i literally have no idea i like wearing yellow though cause my sister cant
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
we sing les mis, we all cry when we listen to taylor mali's poem "Brave Seventh Grade Viking Warrior", we all know what tanahan means
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
idk i make these asparagus rolls that everyone likes
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
no but if we were at the point of scientific advancement where i could genetically alter my child i would make sure they couldnt get any hereditary cancer/disease from me
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
thnks fr th mmrs becauSE FUCK YEAH ITS A PARTY
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
cheesecake my grandma brings cheesecake to every family thing so yes cheesecake
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
hahaha
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
tomato from a can made with milk
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
my mom gave me a can of paint stripper for christmas
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
probably
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
no i rly like pollo asado burritos
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
vanilla tea all tHE WAY
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
vanilla or strawberry
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
fuCKING HELL I LOVE AIRPLANES I WOULD LIVE ON AN AIRPLANE I RLY LIKE AIRPLANES
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
the recorder in 3rd grade holla
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
girl named janet
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
well in thailand it was white, in denmark it was brown, in america it was gray u rly dont ask "home" questions when talking to a tck
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
venti chai tea latte
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
sometimes idk man in international schools ur kinda the target of ridicule
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
that one about the snail who was greedy and kept wanting a bigger shell until it couldnt move
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
i had one a couple weeks ago where someone i cared about didnt care about me and i kinda stuck in my gut for a really long time and i didnt like it
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
wrap presents i dig christmas
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
twizzlers
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
cold
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
nope i cant stand advertisements
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
yes i love rain
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
forrest gump, batman, the butler
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
maybe not in terms of the universe but i am important to some people and thats enough for me