Aug 20, 2022
Kinning both Felix Kranken and Jack Walten is the funniest yet worst thing ever.
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Kinning both Felix Kranken and Jack Walten is the funniest yet worst thing ever.
Me: I don't have a type
Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) and Jack Walten (Tw: horror, The Walten Files): h-
Me: ❤️❤️❤️
(in this house we cherish mentally scarred men who lost everything)
kinning jack walten means that 50% of my free time is spent having Proud But Sad Dad Moments about sophie, and the other 50% of the time im getting emotional about my wife. i am So Full of love. twf may be a horror but i am soft
i looked at a piece of fanart of Rose earlier and both verbally and involuntarily said "thats my beautiful wife right there!!!" so im here to say that i love my wonderful wife Rose and my boyfriend Felix where ever either of you are. i love my kids too but this is primarily a spouse/partner appreciation post, dont want Ed, Molly, or Sophie feeling left out though :( - Jack Walten, The Walten Files
Felix Kranken, I hope you’re rotting in hell for what you’ve done. Why didn’t you say no? Why didn’t you call me? I trusted you with them. Rosie and I BOTH trusted you with them. Edd and Molly trusted you, for fucks sake. Our sweet, beautiful Edd and Molly… what have you done, Felix? What the fuck have you done to my children? No wonder Linda left you. You’re a selfish fucking coward. Also, no, I don’t care what anyone says! I. am not. nor will i ever be. in love with you. i’m happily married and even if i wasn’t, why would i ever waste my time with the likes of you? you make me so incredibly, violently ill. What the hell is wrong with you? -Jack Walten, The Walten Files.
I miss my big-ass smile, ughhh
how am I supposed to smile at pictures of my wife in these conditions? >:T
-Jack Walten
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walten files kins we got new content its time for you to come out of hiding
-jack walten
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One of my kids just messaged me saying “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” and I have NEVER FELT MORE VALIDATED AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY LIL KIDDO
-Jack Walten 📼👁️🐇