After reading this fic where reader brags about the dorm leaders, could I request a version with the vice dorm leaders? And maybe the first years in the future? requested by anon
PLEASE!! I LOVE YOUR FIC ABOUT BRAGGING THE DORMLEADER SIMPING RANT TO THE FIRST YEARS SHSBSJS MAKES ME ALL FLUFF 😭 Could you perhaps one day make the vice dorm vers, please?? no pressure of course— i just need all those fluff making me giggling at midnight on my bed because of the fluff its so CUTE!! requested by anon
This https://at.tumblr.com/mobbu-min/request-what-if-the-dorm-leaders-had-an-so/qt4e3a02k8z8 this right here was the cutest shit I've ever read. If it's not too much to ask of you, is it alright if we had a version with the Vice Dorm Leaders? Jamil's either gon be smug as fuck or shocked. requested by anon
a/n i decided to put Ortho in the first year part which is probably going to be posted tomorrow tbh
tw cursing and reader is horny for a lot of them
want more? here is part one: bragging rights
Trey + Ace/Deuce <3
⋆ Ace can understand why you’d brag about Trey. I mean it’s Trey Clover. Literally the most husband material of the husbands. He’s good looking, can bake, smells nice, cleans well, can bake, is good with kids (at least what Ace has heard), is perfect at dealing with Riddle. Did he mention that Trey can bake? Anyways, Ace actually doesn’t have anything bad to say. Sure you’re annoying and Ace can’t seem to look Trey in the eyes after all the filth that comes out of your mouth. He can’t delete the memory of you ogling Trey while he was bending down to get something out of the oven and drooling, ‘man, what I would do to get a bite out of that ass’. He legit considered drowning his eardrums in bleach, yuck.
⋆ Same as Ace, but he gets so flustered everytime you say anything remotely dirty. But anyways, Deuce actually really loves the way you talk so highly and lovingly of Trey. Like yeah, it’s a little much and kinda makes Deuce feel like a third wheel despite the fact Trey is very much not present, but Deuce can’t help but want someone that would talk about him so highly as well. Also, he knows that Trey would take wonderful care of you and that’s all he could ask for.
⋆ Trey is both shocked and happy. He’s pretty much used to people overlooking him because let's be honest, out of everyone in the dorm (hell probably the school), he’s the most normal one out there. But knowing that you’re willing to talk anyone’s ears off just about him makes him chuckle. You sure are something else, huh? Well, Trey doesn’t mind, actually he’ll probably show up at Ramshackle with your favorite sweet and show you what these hands can do~
He’s going to give you a massage, nasties
Ruggie + Jack <3
⋆ A respecter of his elders, Jack feels a sense of pride when you talk so highly of Ruggie. Though at first, he mistakes it as admiration and respect just like Jack feels for Ruggie, but something about the way your eyes light up and cheeks brighten quickly gives him another impression. Listen, Jack adores you and wants what's best for, however, that doesn’t mean Jacks wants to listen to your hour long rants about Ruggie. Again, Jack’s a chill guy, so he’ll water his plants and do other chores while you trail after him like a little duckling. It’s cute really
⋆Ruggle like ‘are they talking about me? You’re joking, nu-uh….oh shit!’ He gets so smug about it. His tail literally wags back and forth so fast he considers taping it to his side. Ruggie definitely wasn’t expecting it, because one, you hang out with a ton of cool people, and two, Ruggie is constantly messing with you (affectionately ofc). He definitely sees your relationship in a new light. Maybe he wouldn’t mind sharing some food sometime, just a thought.
Jade + Grim <3
⋆ Grim is so fuckin scared. He doesn’t know if it’s for you, or for him, all he knows is that he’s running for the hills anytime he sees that tall ass fucker. Like literally, you just had to choose the scariest person ever to simp for huh? You know that tiktok sound where it’s all like “Shut the fuck up! I’m so fuckin scared rn!”, yeah that’s Grim. Always on the verge of shitting himself or fighting Jade. Grim has not known peace.
⋆Jade is pleasantly surprised. Originally, he’s all like ‘I can totally get something out of this’ but eventually you wormed your way into his heart. Does he protest? No, because you’re genuinely the most interesting creature he’s ever met. Jade considers you one the most precious pearls in the world. So knowing you consider him a worth enough person to brag about makes him beyond happy. However, don’t expect that this relieves you of his teasing, because he finds this a perfect opportunity to amp it up.
Jamil + Grim <3
⋆ There’s two things that run through Grim mind when you ‘shockingly’ confess that you have the hots for Jamil. One, didn’t he literally kidnap us?! And two, hell yeah! Food! Grim walks a thin line between wanting to be mad at Jamil for what he did during winter break and falling in love with him instead, because damn, when Grim heard the saying ‘the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ he didn’t realize how true it was until Jamil became a recurring face in his life.
⋆ Jamil is both shocked and smug. Like, he expected you to fall for Kalim, because he has money and is emotionally available. But! The fact that you didn’t fall for Kalim makes him 100x more smug! Like for once, Jamil beats Kalim and doesn’t have to a) feel burdened by it or 2) feel guilty. So it's a win-win situation! Jamil is calculating and observant, so he decided to go a safe route and cook you all your favorite food as a confession. And damn, he did not expect you to cry and wipe your boogers all over your sleeve because you were so happy. Maybe he can get used to it.
Rook + Epel <3
⋆ You really know how to choose ‘em huh? Epel is literally at his wit's end. All you talk about is Rook and all Rook talks about is you. And both you have a very weird and honestly, freaky, way of saying how much you love each other. Out of the two, Epel would much rather listen to Rook, because at least Epel doesn’t understand a word that comes out of his baguette loving mouth. But you? Epel swears that once he gets home he’s going to get his meemaw to wash out all the filthy things you said about Rook and what you wanted him to do to you. He realizes he’d much rather listen to Vil nag him. Just give the poor boy a break!
⋆ Okay okay okay, he’s known since the beginning. He knows it all! It’s so fuckin creepy, but damn does that make things ten times easier. Rook is instantly sweeping you off your feet and into bed to make all the things you said come true. He’s a gentleman, what can he say? Rook loves that you like to brag about him, it’s just so beautiful knowing that you both want each other. He can just explode at the thought.
And he does…please interpret that however you like…
Lilia + Sebek <3
⋆ YOU TRULY ARE STUBBORN HUMAN!??!?!? Sebek is so fucking stingy about it. Like damn, okay you damn overgrown cucumber! Be stingy! Like that’s not going to stop you from getting laid. Does Sebek care though? No! Because he’s mean! Or more like, he doesn’t understand. But that's beside the point! Sebek will not let you get close to Lilia, not in his presence! What if you want to consume his mind and eat his brains?! Sebek can’t even imagine! Will fight you anytime and anywhere! Name the place, and he swears your ass is grass!
⋆ Okay, but alternatively, Sebek is a lot like how he was with Malleus and is all like ‘Yeah! Master Lilia is truly amazing! Human, you might actually be smart!’ and you’re just there with the widest grin because Sebek is your way to getting what you want(that being getting your guts rearranged). And everytime you come to him with the weirdest questions, Sebek merely bats his eyes and answers it without a second thought. Like ‘Of course, it’s big! It’s huge actually! Ginormous!...Eh, Human!? Why do you look ill?...Human, I haven't the slightest idea of what you could be referring to, but I was talking about his generosity. What else could there be that’s as big as his heart and wisdom?...tch, you better not get My Great Lord ill!”
⋆ Oh! How scandalous! You’re making him blush! Don’t you know it’s rude to make an old man’s heart want to burst? Literally cackles and gives you a big ass kiss. The things you do to this old man, like damn, he feels young again. Lilia is actually so funny about it because he wants to see you duel it out with Sebek for his hand, how lovely would that be? But also wants to whisk you away so you both can ‘game’ instead. Ugh, so many choices. Maybe he’ll let you both fight, so he can kiss your boo-boo’s away. How romantic!
Sebek do not question why I'm wobbling out of lilia’s room. Memories were made last night!
Kalim couldn't help but giggle as you ran your fingers down his neck. Your nails barely scratched against his skin, making it hard to contain his light laughter. Nuzzling his nose into your collarbone, the male let out another giggle with a few words.
"Love you My Royalty!"
Lifting his head, you brought his lips to yours for a brief kiss. As you pulled back you were greeted with the bright smile of Kalim. Rubbing your nose against his, you mumbled your words for only his ears to hear.
"I love you so much My Sunshine"
Jamil sighed in content, his head resting on your shoulder as your hands ran through his hair--untangling all the knots from the day's shenanigans. Your fingers worked magic, barely pulling at his hair to hurt him yet hard enough to get the knots out.
"You truly are amazing, My Gem" He mumbled tiredly, arms loosely around your waist.
A hum is what he got in response, your lips pressing lightly against his head. "Love you, Darling"
Kalim loves horror. he loves the thrill and thinks it can be really funny at times and half joke about wanting to be friends with the entities/enemies. Jamil is actually super freaked out by horror. he gets anxious because of his impulse to protect, but also jump scares get him BIG time. If there's any horror with bugs involved? forget it
Sometimes Kalim forgets this and invites Jamil to watch "a movie he really likes" and Kalim ends up comforting Jamil for the rest of the night while he's curled up under blankets and eating curry/icecream/comfort food
idk if canon disagrees with me, but i think its funny and cute so fight me /j
Hi! I really liked your Malleus hc and was wondering if you could do a similar thing with Jamil? Gn! reader preferably. Feel free to ignore this! Have a great day😊
IT'S YOU AGAIN.┊ft: jamil viper
warnings: none!
contains : gn! reader
notes: say LESS i'll take any opportunity to talk abt jamil <33333333 also tysm! having a super awesome incredible day bc u said to mwahahaha
there are countless opportunities for you to cross paths with jamil, however, this includes kalim. kalim, i love you, but for the sake of jamil hcs, you gotta go.
thank the seven, maybe jamil has exactly one class that kalim isn't in. your seat is next to him, and usually, next to no words are spoken between you. jamil prefers it that way and he assumes it's the same for you. you'll ask for a pen or something of the like and that will be the word maximum for the day.
in a sort of pavlov effect, jamil begins to view your presence as a solace. sort of in the way he views that singular class.
his time with you is precious. on the days where there is more opportunity for idle talk between the two of you, one of you will start the conversation and it naturally flows between you.
he's so patient with you in a way that confused you initially. you fell asleep in class? don't worry too much he copied notes for you. you forgot lunch money? it's fine, if you're willing to share the leftovers he packed for himself. (they're not leftovers. at some point he developed the habit of "accidently" making too much food for himself and brings it for you)
everyone probably says it, but you kill a spider for him one time. you think it's sort of funny, with his back pressed up against the wall, shakily pointing at a spider hanging from the ceiling by a web. you take off your shoe and smush it to death. jamil is abt to kiss you on the mouth (real).
it's a miracle if you don't meet kalim at some point. even then, jamil is making it his mission to keep you as far from him as possible. does he have a raging inferiority complex and worries that you'll want to be closer to kalim rather than him? maybe, but he's not admitting that.
Malleus and Jamil with an mc that puts random stuff in their mouth
A/n: This is my first time writing for these two(or twst in general) so please forgive me if anything is ooc!
Malleus
Child of Man, what are you doing?
He’s so confused because, like, what are you doing with a mannequin in your mouth?
Your hands are free, yes? You can use those instead.
Will ask you tons of questions about this habit of yours.
He's just- so confused about this whole thing.
If he finds you with heavier things, like a 24oz water bottle, he will be concerned.
Doesn't that hurt your teeth?
When the fae tells you that it might hurt your teeth and you don't really... take it your of your mouth, his confusion and concern will increase x100
Like- take that out of your mouth. Your teeth will break, Child of Man
Why're you even doing this?
Will try to take it out of your mouth, but it's a losing battle as Malleus fails to pry it from your teeth(How?? Do you have such a strong grip on a heavy thing?? What??)
Jamil
WHAT- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT'S BEEN?! WHAT IT IS?!
Immediately asks what you're doing, why you're doing that, and don't you realize that it may have stuff that's harmful to the body?
If you aren’t convinced by the end of his lecture, he will literally try prying the object out of your mouth.
Upon realizing it won’t work, he gives a sigh of defeat
Not really a headcanon, but I thought of something big brained and need to share
Jamil canonically loves parrots. I know people show him as a snake/with snakes and thematically he’s a snake cuz like.. Jamil VIPER, the ending of Aladdin, etc, I get that. But imagine BIRD imagery with him
• The birds jasmine set free at the beginning of the movie
• bird in a bird cage
• something something kalim has his flying carpet, Jamil is a bird idk
I feel like this is 4D thinking, but I’m too lazy to actually do anything about it lmao ((might later idk))
I think we put this here before or said something similar- but Jamil dances as a stim, I just think he’d love to spin around, but also if he’s really anxious you can catch him dancing slightly when alone ((not full on choreography but little shimmies))
Jamil has totally tried to write music before. He'd rather be dead than have Kalim find out, but he's dabbled and made a few songs he has saved on a flash drive and they're really important to him
