#jade log

[biomatterplants]

Crassula Gollum Jade, 8/1/17

1-2 hours of morning sun

[thebombshellsystem-blog]

crusin’ for a brusin’

[thebombshellsystem-blog]

i want to skype call so bad rn.. if you wanna skype call, ask off anon for my username uwu

[unrealshithead]

[11:59] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering graftedGardinia [GG] at 23:59 --

[11:59] TG: yo jade

[12:00] GG: sup!

[12:01] TG: im just slaving away as usual you know

[12:01] TG: what about you

[12:03] GG: not a whole lot at the moment

[12:05] TG: oooooooooooook

[12:05] TG: what did you think of that sick party

[12:08] GG: it was pretty sick :P

[12:09] GG: im pretty sure i still cant feel my legs from too much dancing

[12:14] TG: you might wanna get that checked out

[12:14] TG: you and nepeta were going at it though

[12:14] GG: hehehe yeah it was loads of fun though

[12:15] GG: and i cant complain about your djing either! :P

[12:16] TG: good because ive got plenty of complaints and i dont need any more kindling for my fireplace so theyre pretty much useless now

[12:17] GG: hahaha

[12:22] GG: well i guess there were a few  questionable songs :P but not enough for too much bother

[12:24] TG: oh sorry about that

[12:24] TG: shoulda downloaded the clean versions

[12:24] GG: hahaha

[12:24] TG: jane and roxtula were having a blast though

[12:25] TG: i cringed at some parts but it was funny

[12:25] GG: yeah it looked like they were having fun!

[12:29] TG: at least someone was

[12:29] TG: i think a few philistines were less appreciative of my musical scoring

[12:30] GG: im sure they just have no taste right? hahaha XD

[12:31] TG: haha yeah

[12:40] GG: well! i would love to chat some more but theres a few blisters that i should probably attend to now haha

[12:41] TG: oh yeah

[12:41] TG: ok catch you later

[12:43] GG: take care! :)

[12:43] -- graftedGardinia [GG] ceased pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 00:43 --

[unrealshithead]

[08:11] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering galacticGardener [GG] at 20:11 --

[08:11] TG: yo

[08:12] GG: hey! did john come get you already?

[08:12] TG: yeah

[08:12] TG: were chilling at his house

[08:12] TG: so whenever youre ready you know

[08:13] GG: i am always ready

[08:13] GG: oh and thank goodness you two made it there safe!

[08:14] TG: yeah i didnt think he could do it either

[08:14] TG: like does he even lift

[08:14] TG: yeah apparently

[08:14] TG: hes like a bodybuilder concealed inside of an eternally prepubescent boy

[08:14] GG: well it would be pretty hard to get through life without lifting something

[08:14] TG: yes jade

[08:14] TG: yes it would be

[08:15] GG: i think im missing another one of your jokes :/

[08:15] TG: dont worry about it

[08:15] GG: ok!

[08:40] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] ceased pestering galacticGardener [GG] at 20:40 --

[unrealshithead]

-- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering galacticGardener [GG] at 18:22 --

[06:22] TG: yo

[06:22] GG: hi! whats going on?

[06:22] TG: nothing much you

[06:23] GG: keeping things in order around here

[06:23] GG: or at least im trying

[06:23] TG: yeah i bet

[06:23] TG: youve got the insane clown and the fishbitch to contend with right

[06:24] GG: i think so, but tavros brought them with him so i doubt theyre THAT bad!

[06:25] TG: right

[06:25] TG: because tavros is the king of sound judgment

[06:25] TG: and not being a pushover

[06:26] GG: point taken :/

[06:27] TG: yep

[06:27] GG: i can handle everything though

[06:27] TG: ok well you wont have to

[06:27] GG: oh?

[06:27] TG: just say the word and the rest of the beta squad will be on your doorstep

[06:27] TG: or your transportalizer

[06:27] TG: whatever

[06:28] TG: anyway we were talking about travel plans last night and i think we got something figured out

[06:28] TG: so whenever youre ready i guess

[06:28] GG: the sooner the better!!!

[06:28] GG: im fine and all but i miss you guys

[06:29] TG: id miss us too if i were you

[06:29] TG: but yeah john is supposed to fly across the country and pick me up or something

[06:30] TG: he thinks hes clark kent

[06:30] TG: i hope to one day convince him to wear his panties on the outside

[06:30] GG: that sounds.... really exhausting

[06:30] TG: i know

[06:30] TG: and then

[06:30] TG: get this

[06:30] TG: he wants to fly back across the country carrying me

[06:31] GG: he has done some pretty amazing things lately but

[06:31] GG: that does not sound like the slightest bit of a good idea

[06:31] TG: i know

[06:31] TG: hopefully hell take me on a magic carpet ride

[06:32] GG: oh my god.

[06:32] GG: i can see you two singing now

[06:32] TG: im a stickler for princess jasmine

[06:34] GG: really? i always figured you more of an aurora fan

[06:34] TG: yeah no the bitch sleeps through the whole movie

[06:34] TG: hey shes like you

[06:34] TG: youre aurora

[06:35] GG: yes i am

[06:35] GG: thank you for noticing :D

[06:35] TG: no prob

[06:35] TG: rose is definitely belle

[06:36] TG: always got her pointy nose in a book

[06:36] GG: not to mention all the magical things around her

[06:37] TG: oh yeah singing clocks out the wazoo

[06:37] GG: who doesnt want a singing clock though?

[06:38] GG: that sounds so cool!

[06:38] TG: its called an alarm clock

[06:39] GG: hmmm... you could call that singing i suppose

[06:40] TG: ok so theyre not anthropomorphic clocks with hoity toity accents

[06:40] TG: lifes a disappointment

[06:41] GG: oh no!

[06:41] GG: were going to have to do something to fix that

[06:41] GG: and by we i mean me

[06:42] TG: what does that mean

[06:42] TG: harley no

[06:42] TG: youre not making a singing clock with a moustache

[06:42] TG: dont do this

[06:42] GG: what?

[06:43] GG: but you said life was a disappointment?

[06:43] GG: i dont want you to be disappointed D:

[06:43] TG: oh that

[06:43] TG: dont worry about it haha

[06:44] GG: if youre sure...

[06:44] TG: youre probably more disappointed about the clocks than me

[06:44] TG: i care about as much about the fucking singing clock as i do about the weather in binghamton

[06:44] TG: which is exactly not at all

[06:44] TG: since im not even sure where the fuck binghamton is

[06:44] TG: but i hope the weather there sucks

[06:44] TG: thats how little i care

[06:45] GG: well i dont know about binghamton

[06:45] GG: but its really hot here!

[06:46] GG: thank goodness for the air conditioning or id never be able to leave my room with all these guests around

[06:47] TG: oh good

[06:47] TG: last time i was at your house it was gross and covered in snow

[06:47] TG: i never want to repeat that experience again

[06:48] GG: tha snow was really fun to play in

[06:48] GG: come on admit you loved it

[06:48] TG: no it was wet and disgusting

[06:49] TG: it was like jack frosts pubic dandruff

[06:49] TG: all slick and flaky

[06:49] GG: eww

[06:50] GG: i should make a snow room and keep it filled at all times just for you

[06:51] TG: did you know that the ninth circle of hell is snowy

[06:51] GG: noooooooooo

[06:51] GG: what is that even?????

[06:53] TG: its basically a cold nasty place where traitors go

[06:53] TG: read your classics harley

[06:53] GG: i have read the classics :/

[06:54] TG: yeah i bet

[06:54] TG: dickens and austen and all those boring idiots

[06:54] TG: no wonder you fall asleep so often

[06:56] GG: lol i do prefer some quantum physics books like the age of entanglement

[06:56] GG: and peter pan

[06:56] TG: ok i dont know what the fuck the first one is

[06:56] TG: but it sounds vaguely threatening

[06:56] TG: i dont blame you for liking little boys in green tights though

[06:57] GG: perv :P

[06:59] GG: guys in tights are adorable no matter what so the jokes on you

[06:59] TG: oh have you seen nitrams little costume

[06:59] GG: no

[07:00] GG: and which one?

[07:00] TG: tavros

[07:00] TG: he likes to dress up as peter pan

[07:01] TG: or whatever the trolls lame excuse for peter pan is

[07:01] TG: he died in it i guess

[07:01] GG: well... that whole sentence is now really awkward

[07:02] GG: can you use your time magic so i never say that by any chance?

[07:03] TG: nope hahaha

[07:04] GG: meanie

[07:04] GG: you remember this when i shrink you to the size of an ant

[07:05] TG: i guess ill just reverse time and

[07:05] TG: not be an ant

[07:05] TG: or i could be like that shitty superhero atom ant

[07:07] GG: i would watch you every saturday

[07:07] GG: and sometimes during the week

[07:09] TG: the ratings for the channel would go down every time i showed my face

[07:09] TG: id be like batman and robin for the entire batman franchise

[07:09] TG: ie a huge embarassment

[07:09] TG: or two homoerotic adults in tights

[07:10] GG: is there something you want to tell me dave?

[07:11] GG: like maybe you have a twin i dont know about or wish to pop put pf something

[07:12] TG: no

[07:13] GG: ooooook ;)

[07:14] TG: what is that supposed to mean

[07:14] TG: do you have something to tell me

[07:14] GG: yes

[07:14] GG: i have to admit mr strider

[07:14] GG: that i jade harley

[07:14] TG: what

[07:14] GG: was a cool kid all along B)

[07:15] GG: i only pretended to be a dork so you would like me

[07:15] GG: did it work?

[07:15] TG: oh my god

[07:15] TG: you had me fooled all along

[07:15] TG: i thought you were the biggest fucking dork this side of the sun

[07:16] TG: like

[07:16] TG: cookie aint got nothing on you

[07:16] TG: stevie aint got nothing on you

[07:16] TG: the biggest iconic nerds on television aint got nothing on you

[07:16] TG: or so i thought

[07:16] TG: until that incredible plot twist

[07:17] GG: wow!!!

[07:17] GG: i deserve an oscar

[07:18] TG: no kidding

[07:18] TG: youre the master of disguise

[07:18] TG: egbert should take lessons from you

[07:18] GG: you didnt answer my question though

[07:18] TG: what question

[07:19] GG: oh wait, never mind i guess i worded it badly

[07:19] GG: oh well inquiring minds will never know!

[07:20] TG: ok that made no sense at all

[07:21] GG: just part of my charm hehe

[07:22] TG: yeah more like the witch of enigmas right

[07:23] TG: the ultimate riddle is like a kids crossword to you

[07:23] GG: now youre just giving me way too much credit

[07:23] GG: if youre going after the master of flattery title i think you won

[07:24] TG: i try

[07:25] GG: isnt that against the code???? :O

[07:26] TG: yeah but it makes the plebeians feel better about their mediocrity if they think i expended effort being as cool as i am

[07:27] GG: aww how sweet

[07:27] GG: big softy

[07:29] TG: im about as soft as a rock

[07:29] TG: like

[07:29] TG: diamond

[07:30] TG: which has a crystal lattice

[07:30] TG: and is really fucking hard to break

[07:30] TG: but i recommend you dont confuse it with actual crystals

[07:30] TG: because then you might be in the position of trying to show off your knowledge

[07:30] TG: and accidentally throw a ladys crystal necklace on the ground

[07:31] TG: and it would shatter because its not a diamond

[07:31] GG: wow speaking of shattering i got to go

-- galacticGardener [GG] ceased pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 19:31 --