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happy weed day from the tuxsys

weed danganronpas rise up (chihiro and sayaka here!)

weed homestucks rise up (sollux jade kanaya karkat solykl rolal and distri)

we could keep going but were sick so happy weed day to all who celebrate ily all

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i miss him so much it hurts.... i spent so so long all alone and then i got to see him and touch him and feel him and then he fucking died and he knew cause his stupid time powers !!!! he knew stupid jack would stupid teleport my stupid bullets into my STUPID BEST FRIEND and then he DIED and he KNEW but he didnt tell me !!!!!! of course he didnt, though. cause i wouldnt have fired if i knew, and it was part of some dumb time loop. it had to happen, or whatever.

and then he was GONE. AGAIN. and i was ALONE. AGAIN.

... he died in my arms. i know in source he kept living, went godtier, all of that... but he still bled out in my arms, peppered with bullet wounds from my gun. and he died apologizing to me.. i killed him, and he bled out saying sorry.

and now ill never see him again.. ill never be able to hold him in my arms and know hes real and alive !!! or. or eat chips with him and watch youtube and play minecraft and stay up so stupid late cause both our sleep schedules are so far out of whack theyre beyond saving but neither of us really mind and god dave i miss you i love you im sorry

this is jade, by the way

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Giving Itto a good star for learning financial literacy. Yay! I will make you some really good ham later as a treat.

-Jade (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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We already wished our papa a happy birthday, but we thought we should do it for everyone else too! Happy birthday mister zhonglis!!! May you have a very tasty dessert and have fun times! From three dragons to another!

-Cory, Jade, and Citrine (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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(Hiiii please post January 5th mpc)

It’s my birthdaaaay! Or close to it anyway. I don’t really know the exact day I hatched. But that’s okay because I still get cake.

This year was very nice and I had lots of fun. I’m becoming a big girl dragon! I am becoming full of the power of dirt and pretty soon, I’ll be so powerful and scary no one will dare mess with Liyue or my siblings or family! It will be even better if I can become friends with a Wenut. I’ve been trying. I want a fun worm friend to play underground with…

Oh but big thing is I got my human form now. I have THUMBS! So now I can hold things! Now I can draw and color with crayons. So I’m leaving everyone here a box of art supplies to color and draw their own things too. And also some jade and a nice big bowl of yummy soup, as is the genshin birthday letter tradition. Myaaa!

-Jade (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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hi, can this be posted today !! (dec 3)

happy birthday dave !!!! i hope it treats you well !!! i want you to know, no matter what, i love you !!! ill grow you some apples in headspace and ill conjure up (find or buy??) you some tastey chips so you can have a proper celebration !! i love you davey <33 - Jade (fictive)

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We haven’t played the new genshin update, but based on the trailer and all the thumbnails I’ve seen, I think I’m going to end up taking back everything I said about furina and instead kidnap her from court and take her to get therapy hugged by Cory. We’ve already adopted Mister Neuvillette with this method. She does not get a choice. You will be adopted and you will get dumplings and a stuffed animal of your choice.

-Jade (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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Mister Scaramouche, or Mister Wanderer, or what your name is now.

You’re coming to Chuck E. Cheese with us. It’ll make you less sad. Cmon. Everyone’s dying, let’s go get you some fruit /ref.

-Jade (#fictive, #depressionguardian)