#jademaybe

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jademaybe replied to your post:this was a mistake,,

YOU ASKED FOR THIS

I DI DNT REALIZE ITD HURT THIS BAD

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jademaybe replied to your post:@jademaybe so youre maybe jade jade maybe but...

i may possibly be jade i may maybe not be jade were not quite sure!!! but odds are im jade english (maybe!!!) :D its a pleasure to meet you eli!!!

fuck oh my god

so you may be jade but maybe maybe jade isnt jade maybe but it may be that jade may be the maybe in the jade were referring to shit fuck oh my fucking god im getting a headache

jade english though thats a familiar name

howre you doing jglish

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@jademaybe

so youre maybe jade jade maybe but maybe maybe not jade maybe jades not jade maybe?

[daveprobably]

JADE MAYBE: everyone come camping with jade. DAVE PROBABLY: idk will this turn into one of those camping trips DAVE PROBABLY: everyone ends up naked in a circle in the river singing kumbawa oh great mother DAVE PROBABLY: i dunno if im ready for that kind of at one with natureness JADE MAYBE: nudity optional of course chum wouldnt want anyone to be uncomfortable :P DAVE PROBABLY: john help DAVE PROBABLY: jades seducing us with trees ETERNITY’S BAKER: :B what's the word for someone who fucks trees? DAVE PROBABLY: uh DAVE PROBABLY: is there a word for that ETERNITY’S BAKER: there's a word for everything! JADE MAYBE: why would you do that to a tree..... DAVE PROBABLY: does fucking jade count as fucking a tree i mean she is pretty tall DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im blind JADE MAYBE: im going to hit you DAVE PROBABLY: noooo DAVE PROBABLY: john help me save me ETERNITY’S BAKER: i think i might hit you! JADE MAYBE: a solid decision!!! ETERNITY’S BAKER: don't do that to jade! >:( ETERNITY’S BAKER: i can't even say it. DAVE PROBABLY: youre a nerd DAVE PROBABLY: i cant believe you ETERNITY’S BAKER: which i guess is weird, 'cause, i mean. uh. ETERNITY’S BAKER: ectobiology. DAVE PROBABLY: weve fucked before john jfc DAVE PROBABLY: you can say fuck ETERNITY’S BAKER: of course i can say fuck! DAVE PROBABLY: im bracing myself ETERNITY’S BAKER: but i can't say that and jade in the same sentence. DAVE PROBABLY: not the face DAVE PROBABLY: why DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck DAVE PROBABLY: fuck jade JADE MAYBE: why ETERNITY’S BAKER: because i don't wanna think about it! ETERNITY’S BAKER: no! DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck john JADE MAYBE: why are we discussing this JADE MAYBE: DAVE DAVE PROBABLY: im laughing fuck DAVE PROBABLY: john fuck jade ETERNITY’S BAKER: i'm gonna hit you! ETERNITY’S BAKER: we're gonna have a DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im disabled ETERNITY’S BAKER: jade! what do you call it?? ETERNITY’S BAKER: a domestic! JADE MAYBE: there you go!! DAVE PROBABLY: help violence JADE MAYBE: (im hitting him too though) JADE MAYBE: (sorry john!!) DAVE PROBABLY: is that domestic if were fucking

[daveprobably]

Jade stop letting cats kill you