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"Chromaggia, come take these eyes. I would rather be... blind!" and then she ripped her eyes out and fell onto a spike that shit was intense ten out of ten would watch again dave | male | dead my name is dave and this is my blog (i let my boyfriend customize it so if it looks gay not my fault) sup

[dirkprobably-blog]

daveprobably started following you

Hey, big bro. Little bro. Medium bro.

What’s up? How’s the boyfriend?

I expect juicy gossip.

[daveprobably]

no

no

no

not much

hes good

he told me you stole my blog theme B(

[daveprobably]

JADE MAYBE: everyone come camping with jade. DAVE PROBABLY: idk will this turn into one of those camping trips DAVE PROBABLY: everyone ends up naked in a circle in the river singing kumbawa oh great mother DAVE PROBABLY: i dunno if im ready for that kind of at one with natureness JADE MAYBE: nudity optional of course chum wouldnt want anyone to be uncomfortable :P DAVE PROBABLY: john help DAVE PROBABLY: jades seducing us with trees ETERNITY’S BAKER: :B what's the word for someone who fucks trees? DAVE PROBABLY: uh DAVE PROBABLY: is there a word for that ETERNITY’S BAKER: there's a word for everything! JADE MAYBE: why would you do that to a tree..... DAVE PROBABLY: does fucking jade count as fucking a tree i mean she is pretty tall DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im blind JADE MAYBE: im going to hit you DAVE PROBABLY: noooo DAVE PROBABLY: john help me save me ETERNITY’S BAKER: i think i might hit you! JADE MAYBE: a solid decision!!! ETERNITY’S BAKER: don't do that to jade! >:( ETERNITY’S BAKER: i can't even say it. DAVE PROBABLY: youre a nerd DAVE PROBABLY: i cant believe you ETERNITY’S BAKER: which i guess is weird, 'cause, i mean. uh. ETERNITY’S BAKER: ectobiology. DAVE PROBABLY: weve fucked before john jfc DAVE PROBABLY: you can say fuck ETERNITY’S BAKER: of course i can say fuck! DAVE PROBABLY: im bracing myself ETERNITY’S BAKER: but i can't say that and jade in the same sentence. DAVE PROBABLY: not the face DAVE PROBABLY: why DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck DAVE PROBABLY: fuck jade JADE MAYBE: why ETERNITY’S BAKER: because i don't wanna think about it! ETERNITY’S BAKER: no! DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck john JADE MAYBE: why are we discussing this JADE MAYBE: DAVE DAVE PROBABLY: im laughing fuck DAVE PROBABLY: john fuck jade ETERNITY’S BAKER: i'm gonna hit you! ETERNITY’S BAKER: we're gonna have a DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im disabled ETERNITY’S BAKER: jade! what do you call it?? ETERNITY’S BAKER: a domestic! JADE MAYBE: there you go!! DAVE PROBABLY: help violence JADE MAYBE: (im hitting him too though) JADE MAYBE: (sorry john!!) DAVE PROBABLY: is that domestic if were fucking

[daveprobably]

Jade stop letting cats kill you

[axioumutt]

youre both being silly she wasnt trying to kill me she was just playing!!!

[daveprobably]

No she wanted to eat your dumb face you dumb

Ugh so dumb

How you doing by the way

[daveprobably]

Jade stop letting cats kill you

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me as a cowboy who has never experienced and earthquake

DAMN GOSH GOLLY MAMA THIS IS ONE BUCKING BRONCO *tries to lasso a building* WOAH THERE BESSIE 

[daveprobably]

stretches out across tumblr look at me blogging and being social talk to me you doughnut holes

[daveprobably]

john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant whine at me publicly for putting slander against his name

[daveprobably]

what do you think

chum

challenging squints

[axioumutt]

*squints back!!!*

i think

that you dave strider

are exactly that kind of person

[daveprobably]

and i think YOU

jade english

are a no good procrastinating witch of FLOP

[daveprobably]

john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant defend himself from my slanderous accusations on his person

[daveprobably]

look

dont judge me 

do i seem like the kind of person who blogs

[axioumutt]

do you want the honest answer to that one chum?? :P

[daveprobably]

what do you think

chum

challenging squints

[grl-crushh]

[splantamello]

I am both of these people

[axioumutt]

daveprobably forgot his blog email because hes a huge nerd

[daveprobably]

look

dont judge me 

do i seem like the kind of person who blogs

[eternitys-baker]

i can’t believe it.

no remorse!

none.

[daveprobably]

nope

none

im a remorseless little devil

[eternitys-baker]

oooout!

out out out out out!

all these blankets are mine! remember yourself up some gloves or something!!

[daveprobably]

ow

like

ow

the floor is a cruel mistress

how my lover hath betrayed me

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

so shame on me now

flew me to places ive never beeeeeeeeeen

now im laying on the cold hard ground

[eternitys-baker]

uggggghhhhhhhh!

[daveprobably]

#public service announcement: my boyfriend is a butthead!

ehehehe

[eternitys-baker]

i can’t believe you don’t trust me!

maybe i will kick you out.

maybe—

yoUR HANDS ARE COLD, DAVE.

[daveprobably]

ehehehehehehhee

FEEL THE COLD CROCKPOT

FEEL IT

[eternitys-baker]

i’m up, geez!

it’s hard to type when you’re this sleepy!

[daveprobably]

singing opera anyway

chrooooomaaaagggiaaaaa chrooooooooomaaaaaaaagiaaaaaaaa