daveprobably started following you
Hey, big bro. Little bro. Medium bro.
What’s up? How’s the boyfriend?
I expect juicy gossip.
no
no
no
not much
hes good
he told me you stole my blog theme B(

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@daveprobably
daveprobably started following you
Hey, big bro. Little bro. Medium bro.
What’s up? How’s the boyfriend?
I expect juicy gossip.
no
no
no
not much
hes good
he told me you stole my blog theme B(
JADE MAYBE: everyone come camping with jade. DAVE PROBABLY: idk will this turn into one of those camping trips DAVE PROBABLY: everyone ends up naked in a circle in the river singing kumbawa oh great mother DAVE PROBABLY: i dunno if im ready for that kind of at one with natureness JADE MAYBE: nudity optional of course chum wouldnt want anyone to be uncomfortable :P DAVE PROBABLY: john help DAVE PROBABLY: jades seducing us with trees ETERNITY’S BAKER: :B what's the word for someone who fucks trees? DAVE PROBABLY: uh DAVE PROBABLY: is there a word for that ETERNITY’S BAKER: there's a word for everything! JADE MAYBE: why would you do that to a tree..... DAVE PROBABLY: does fucking jade count as fucking a tree i mean she is pretty tall DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im blind JADE MAYBE: im going to hit you DAVE PROBABLY: noooo DAVE PROBABLY: john help me save me ETERNITY’S BAKER: i think i might hit you! JADE MAYBE: a solid decision!!! ETERNITY’S BAKER: don't do that to jade! >:( ETERNITY’S BAKER: i can't even say it. DAVE PROBABLY: youre a nerd DAVE PROBABLY: i cant believe you ETERNITY’S BAKER: which i guess is weird, 'cause, i mean. uh. ETERNITY’S BAKER: ectobiology. DAVE PROBABLY: weve fucked before john jfc DAVE PROBABLY: you can say fuck ETERNITY’S BAKER: of course i can say fuck! DAVE PROBABLY: im bracing myself ETERNITY’S BAKER: but i can't say that and jade in the same sentence. DAVE PROBABLY: not the face DAVE PROBABLY: why DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck DAVE PROBABLY: fuck jade JADE MAYBE: why ETERNITY’S BAKER: because i don't wanna think about it! ETERNITY’S BAKER: no! DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck john JADE MAYBE: why are we discussing this JADE MAYBE: DAVE DAVE PROBABLY: im laughing fuck DAVE PROBABLY: john fuck jade ETERNITY’S BAKER: i'm gonna hit you! ETERNITY’S BAKER: we're gonna have a DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im disabled ETERNITY’S BAKER: jade! what do you call it?? ETERNITY’S BAKER: a domestic! JADE MAYBE: there you go!! DAVE PROBABLY: help violence JADE MAYBE: (im hitting him too though) JADE MAYBE: (sorry john!!) DAVE PROBABLY: is that domestic if were fucking
Jade stop letting cats kill you
youre both being silly she wasnt trying to kill me she was just playing!!!
No she wanted to eat your dumb face you dumb
Ugh so dumb
How you doing by the way
Jade stop letting cats kill you
me as a cowboy who has never experienced and earthquake
DAMN GOSH GOLLY MAMA THIS IS ONE BUCKING BRONCO *tries to lasso a building* WOAH THERE BESSIEÂ
stretches out across tumblr look at me blogging and being social talk to me you doughnut holes
john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant whine at me publicly for putting slander against his name
what do you think
chum
challenging squints
*squints back!!!*
i think
that you dave strider
are exactly that kind of person
and i think YOU
jade english
are a no good procrastinating witch of FLOP
john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant defend himself from my slanderous accusations on his person
look
dont judge meÂ
do i seem like the kind of person who blogs
do you want the honest answer to that one chum?? :P
what do you think
chum
challenging squints
I am both of these people
daveprobably forgot his blog email because hes a huge nerd
look
dont judge meÂ
do i seem like the kind of person who blogs
i can’t believe it.
no remorse!
none.
nope
none
im a remorseless little devil
oooout!
out out out out out!
all these blankets are mine! remember yourself up some gloves or something!!
ow
like
ow
the floor is a cruel mistress
how my lover hath betrayed me
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
so shame on me now
flew me to places ive never beeeeeeeeeen
now im laying on the cold hard ground
uggggghhhhhhhh!
#public service announcement: my boyfriend is a butthead!
ehehehe
i can’t believe you don’t trust me!
maybe i will kick you out.
maybe—
yoUR HANDS ARE COLD, DAVE.
ehehehehehehhee
FEEL THE COLD CROCKPOT
FEEL IT
i’m up, geez!
it’s hard to type when you’re this sleepy!
singing opera anyway
chrooooomaaaagggiaaaaa chrooooooooomaaaaaaaagiaaaaaaaa