Nov 23, 2024
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, guys"
(im in love with jaffactory 2)
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"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, guys"
(im in love with jaffactory 2)
brry mentioning that “i installed botania in case ravs joins” YOGSMC MULTIPLAYER SERVER IS REAL!?!?
he deserves 800 more of these little guys actually
sometimes the best naps are had falling down where ever you are when you finish your job -
i really loved the jaffactory 2 stream so!! some cosy vibes
jaffa factory 2 stream lore! spoilers!
So! Canonically, they just woke up at the Jaffa Factory site, they don't have any memory of how they got there. Xephos is very concerned they are all clones -
"I'm - I'm starting to worry we're all clones" "We've had some history with cloning - you wouldn't remember though, would you [Honeydew]?"
A bit implied this Honeydew is an even earlier clone from maybe just post hole diggers? He's missing memories at the very least.
Officially confirmed that the crashed satellite is a reference to the Hole Diggers cheese incident like we thought! There was also, I believe, a bit of a Hypercube reference with the spacial drive - not that Xephos could apparently remember that clearly.
Honeydew also no longer owns the Jaffa Factory! He's a figurehead for the company, he's sold it off to someone. The plot of the stream is they are going to pick up their missing christmas bonus package (its another crashed spaceship) which contains a book with a reference to the original cursed Santa on top of the OG Jaffactory
The fast tick rate is intentional and therefore canon - is it magic? Is this whole place a simulation? Who knows! They sure don't!
The stream ends with Brry entering the portal to try and visit Honeydew's office but he instead goes to the Hellish Belt Zone - Lalna's body is still laying dead on the belt - the stream ends on a hard cut with him yelling "I DON'T WANNA BE HERE"
silly extras
the poking stick from the og jaffactory is back and xeph is getting smacked
xeph remains a hoarder
lalna's got a jetpack! only lalna so far, but i assume the others will build some eventually
there is a snake in the bathroom and he's xeph's little buddy
everyone sitting on the couches around the fireplace at the ski lodge was *so* cozy
a third sugar cube has been dropped on the ant's nest: fellow jaffactory 2 enjoyers how we feeling??
decided i'm going to actually practise painting digitally rather than bullshiting it every time so i wrote myself a little prompt list! its all yogs.
anyway this is inspired by xephos eating nothing but oranges in jaffactory 2. that man isn't getting scurvy but i'm sure he'll get something else.
NEW JAFFA FACTORY EPISODE SPOILERS (16 (or 15 - timezones) /12/2024)
im back - im apparently unable to prevent myself from live-blogging exciting episodes - we need a lore library for yogs stuff so soooo bad. i will nominate myself lore scribe as long as someone else organises things.
possible lore/references/other gubbins:
the planned build of a giant pipe leaking toxic liquid into the environment is so yoglabs coded to me, but i don't know if thats intentional
retrofitting 'xeph loves decorating' into all of my headcanons now. imagine you're honeydew, you've collected this scrunkly guy who 2 weeks ago wouldn't make eye contact but is now fighting with a vendor about the cost of throw pillows. you live in a cave.
"get your swords - " "i have an iron shovel - oh shit i have a rattle snake" "A SNAKE?" "go put the snake up there!" xephos throwing a snake at someone in a fit of panic. yeah i'll work that into my mental image of him. OH NO THE SNAKE. it's been 20 seconds and i miss him already.
the netscape music mod is a bit scuffed, i do love it.
"this could have been an email" xeph and barry with 0 attention span. this is supporting my audhd xeph headcanon thank you.
ohhh thisss is where the warship from the jaffa stream came from!
"it feels kind of harsh calling our friends aliens" here is how alien xeph can still win - it's just a rude thing to call someone. this explains all the 'spaceman' stuff! he's a guy from space, but you can't call him an alien - that's messed up!
100% lore:
the ship shows up and xeph is just "ALIENS!!! :D" i love him.
an audio log, a mushroom and a lodestone compass? hmmm. is this. is this blackrock? its purple? i might be reaching
OH MY GOD IT'S RYTHIAN I WASN't REACHING
xephos and barry wont shut the fuck up over the audio which is hilarious, but also implies they don't know why lalna would give a shit about the message - missing memories from xeph maybe? or maybe lalna never said. exactly what he did. hm.
"he sounds,,, sad" oh xeph,,, yeah he does,,,
"there is no shame in recognising when the enemy is at an advantage" oh my god im gonna explode RYTHIAN
"good luck, and - thank you." oh my oh my - does he know lalna is the one he's asking??? rythna is so back lets goooooo. now he's making the warship it purple, for rythian, im - this is very cute.
oh oh oh
"He's not dead - this isn't a memorium is it?" "How do we know?" "Or - is he? I don't know what year this is - maybe we're all clones. Who knows when it was sent." "Maybe this quest is thousands of years old."