#jaime hager

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Noah: What’s your problem?

Jaime: We have a schedule to keep Noah.

Noah: I’m not talking about your plans, I’m talking about Oscar.

Jaime: I told you he can’t keep showing up when he pleases! It’s rude.

Noah: It’s not your decision! He’s my brother, it’s my house.

Jaime: He’s still rude about it, and that’s being polite.

Noah: Yosef’s not here so don’t go down that route again. What’re you gonna do if we have kids? Are they not gonna be allowed to see their own uncle?

Jaime: [snorts] That’s not going to happen.

Noah: What the hell do you mean by that?!

Jaime: I can’t even have anymore children!

Noah: What?

Jaime: You heard me.

Noah: But-... Why? How?

Jaime: There were complications, when I had Yosef.

Noah: Why didn’t you tell me before?

Jaime: I was waiting for the right time.

Noah: What, the countless times we’ve talked about this wasn’t good enough?

Jaime: You said you didn’t mind either way.

Noah: Yeah, before I knew it was biologically fucking impossible!

Jaime: Oh, so now you’ve changed your mind completely?

Noah: Whether I want kids or not is irrelevant. I can’t believe you kept this from me!

Jaime: I didn’t mean for you to find out like this.

Noah: So when exactly?! ‘Cause it sure as shit wasn’t when you moved in. Was it gonna be after we got married? Maybe a year after trying for a damn kid unsuccessfully?!

Jaime: Will you please calm down?

Noah: Calm down? Are you fucking kidding me? What else have you lied about?!

Jaime: We really need to leave-...

Noah: No, you need to leave. You can keep to your precious fucking schedule on your own!

Jaime: But-...

Noah: Get out!

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[NOAH YELLING]

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Albert: I’m not sure, I think it’s a bit muted in comparison.

Jaime: The absence of colour can be just as important.

Albert: Hm, what do you think?

Noah: My thoughts on it don’t really matter. Everyone interprets it differently.

Albert: [quietly] This is his, isn’t it?

Jaime: ...

Noah: It’s not mine.

Albert: Phew, I-... Ah, I’ll be back in a second.

Jaime: Sorry Noah.

Noah: No need to apologise.

Jaime: Still, I..

Noah: You should know by now I don’t care about any of that.

Jaime: I hope you’re well?

Noah: I’m fine. Go, enjoy yourself.

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Jaime: You could have at least sent me a text.

Noah: I was quite drunk, besides; I assumed you’d stay at your friends house.

Jaime: I might have if you’d told me you’d be out all night.

Noah: Can I have a shower in peace?

Jaime: I’ll get you an aspirin... I know you’re hungover, but we still need to go shopping, I told-...

Noah: I know.

...

Oscar: Boo.

Jaime: [gasps] It’s rude to just let yourself into people’s houses.

Oscar: Not if the owner gives you permission.

Jaime: We’re going out, can’t you come back another time?

Oscar: Is Yosef here?

Jaime: No.

Oscar: Then there shouldn’t be an issue.

Jaime: That’s not the point. We have plans.

Oscar: I won’t be here long, I just wanted to speak to Noah.

Jaime: Can’t it wait?

Oscar: I guess. I’m here now though.

Noah: Hey Oscar.

Oscar: Ooh, someone looks rough.

Noah: [snorts] Says the one-...

Jaime: Why aren’t you dressed?

Noah: I am.

Jaime: We can’t turn up with you in pyjama’s!

Noah: They’re not pyjama’s.

Jaime: But we’re meeting-...

Noah: [sighs] I’ll change in a bit.

Jaime: What, no! We have to set off now.

Noah: Can’t we postpone?

Jaime: I don’t have the time Noah, you know this is the last weekend I have free until-...

Oscar: I can go if it’s gonna cause this much of a prob-...

Jaime: Yes, please.

Noah: No. You can wait in the conservatory.

Oscar: Right.

Jaime: Noah-...

Noah: Is it really that much of a disaster if we push our plans back for an hour?

Jaime: Yes! Your brother has the worst timing.

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Jaime: I’m sorry Noah... I shouldn’t have blurted it all out like that. I was stressed.

Noah: I’m glad you did.

Jaime: Are you coming to bed?

Noah: Not yet.

Jaime: Okay. Night then...

Noah: Wait, I’m sorry. We should talk.

Jaime: Right now?

Noah: I’d rather not put it off.

Jaime: I know I should have told you earlier. I suppose I was scared.

Noah: It’s not solely about that.

Jaime: It’s not?

Noah: No... I don’t think this is working anymore.

Jaime: You’re upset.

Noah: I’ve felt this way for a while.

Jaime: What changed?

Noah: I’m not sure anything changed to be honest.

Jaime: I don’t understand.

Noah: We’re more different than I thought, that’s all. Haven’t you felt it coming? Noticed us drifting?

Jaime: ...

Noah: I’m not in love with you Jaime.

Jaime: So, that’s it?

Noah: I’m sorry.

Jaime: I suppose I’ll sleep in the guest room.

Noah: Yeah...

Jaime: I’ll look at getting moved back into my old place first thing tomorrow.

Noah: Okay.

Jaime: I appreciate your honesty... Goodnight Noah.

Noah: Night.

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Courtney: Cole, Look who I found!

Cole: It’s been a while!

Courtney: Everyone, this is Noah.

Noah: Hi...

Courtney: That’s Sara, Cole’s girlfriend. Arthur, Kai and Aspen.

Sara: Yo.

Aspen: Hi.

Kai: Oof, I’m too old, tired and drunk to remember any new names.

Courtney: Noah’s the bestest. He’s like another brother!

Cole: Excuse me!

Aspen: Don’t go making Cole jealous now.

Noah: Just how drunk is she?

Aspen: Ehh, a smidge.

Courtney: Hey, the drinks are fancy here and Cole’s paying!

Noah: I’m sure he’s close to revoking that offer.

Cole: Nah, I’m feeling generous.

Sara: That and he doesn’t have to wear the Santa hat as long as the drinks are flowing.

Cole: Well, duh.

Jaime: What’re you doing? We were waiting for you.

Courtney: My bad. I couldn‘t resist borrowing him for a lil’ bit.

Kayla: Ah it doesn’t matter, we can do this another time.

Jaime: But-...

Kayla: Let’s leave him to it, we can have a girls night!

Jaime: Remember we’re supposed to be finishing off Christmas shopping tomorrow.

Noah: I won’t be too late.

Jaime: Alright.

Courtney: Byee!

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Kayla: What about Arquette?

Jaime: I don’t think he’d be on board, he’s more interested in classical pieces.

Kayla: Hmm. Noah, what’s your main focus?

Noah: What?

Kayla: Your style, focus; what message are you trying to get across?

Noah: There’s no message. I don’t start with an agenda.

Jaime: He’s more the spontaneous type when it comes to his artwork.

Noah: [sighs]

Kayla: Ah, an abstract, free spirit vibe. What about Ramos?

Jaime: I’m not sure, don’t forget we somewhat burnt that bridge.

Kayla: We can smooth things over.

Jaime: He’s so condescending though, let’s shelf that idea for now.

Noah: I’m going to get a drink.

Kayla: You can’t always be so picky. It’s about the wider audience after all.

...

Noah: [yelps]

Courtney: Noooooooah!

Noah: Jeez, I almost jumped out of my skin.

Courtney: Awh I love bumping into you! What’re you doing here!?

Noah: “Networking”.

Courtney: [laughing] Hah, not by choice I bet. Sounds laaame!

Noah: It’s riveting.

Courtney: Come sit with us!

Noah: Who is us?

Courtney: Cole, and some new friends of mine!

Bartender: [snickers] Doesn’t look like you have a choice.

Noah: [chuckles] Apparently not.

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Jaime: Do you want me to clear the table?

Sidney: Nah.

Jaime: But there’s shoes on it-...

Sidney: [snickers] You didn’t plan on licking the table did you?

Jaime: Erm, no.

Sidney: [sighs] I miss when the boys were Yosef’s age. They’re such fun.

Jaime: He sure keeps me entertained.

Sidney: Do you ever feel like doing it all over again? I know I di-...

Jaime: I don’t think that’s an appropriate thing to ask.

Sidney: Just making casual conversation...

Jaime: It’s not a casual topic.

Sidney: Sorry.

Jaime: I should go and get Yosef.

Sidney: Oh boy.

...

Noah: It’s the principle! She snooped, then meddled behind my back.

Sidney: Really?

Alton: Oh dear.

Sidney: [laughing] Don’t you sit there and say “oh dear”.

Alton: What?

Sidney: I know you went to see him too!

Alton: Me?! I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Noah: When was this?

Sidney: A while ago, he wrote Oscar’s address on the same bit of paper as the shopping list.

Noah: [snickers]

Alton: Yeah, that’ll do it.

Sidney: I was wondering when you’d tell me.

Alton: There wasn’t much point. He threw me out.

Sidney: I assumed as much.

Noah: That’s a rookie mistake, dad. Did you snoop in my address book too?

Alton: No, his old friend gave it away by accident.

Sidney: Why did you go?

Alton: I invited him here for Christmas.

Sidney: Hmm.

Noah: I should get going, Jaime’s dragging me out with her and a friend tonight; to network.

Alton: Have fun with that. I’m going to doze in my armchair all night.

Sidney: Why’d you agree to go if you don’t want to?

Noah: I have no idea.

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Jaime: Oscar; I didn’t expect to see you here.

Yosef: He’s helping me with my homework!

Jaime: I hope he’s not doing it for you...

Yosef: No.

Jaime: Good, you won’t learn if you-...

Yosef: I know! Can he stay for dinner?

Jaime: I’m sure he has places to be, Sweetie.

Noah: It’s f-...

Oscar: No, she’s right. I should go.

Yosef: But mum-...

Jaime: But nothing. Come on, I can help you.

Noah: I’ll be right back.

...

Noah: Wait a second! This is my house. You don’t have to go anywhere.

Oscar: It’s fine.

Noah: No, it’s not.

Oscar: Look, I get it. I wouldn’t want someone like me around if he were my kid either.

Noah: I’m sorry; for earlier. Stay a while?

Oscar: I don’t belong here Noah.

Noah: Of course you do, you’re my brother...

Oscar: Y’know, maybe it’s okay if we’re the type of siblings that only see each other a couple times a year.

Noah: I don’t want it to be that way.

Oscar: Concentrate on yourself for once, instead of fretting over everyone else.

Noah: You’re gonna do as you please, I know; but I’m always here.

Oscar: Where else would you be.

Noah: Can I at least have your new number?

Oscar: I’ll text you it later.

Noah: Will you actually?

Oscar: Sure.