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[thesecondgeorge]

A Very Jaisley Christmas

Anyone who knew George could tell you that he was about the farthest thing from a morning person. He needed at least two cups of coffee to get up and to work, and even then he was not able to function properly until 10. There was only one exception to this; One day where he gets so excited he almost forgets about coffee entirely, and it just so happened to be that day. Unfortunately for his alarm clock, he didn't recall this when it's beeping woke him up, and so it was soon thrown to the far corner of the room.

"Stupid... Fuckin' seven... Too early..." George mumbled, rolling over and pulling Jaime back into his arms. He couldn't help a soft chuckle at the sight of the glitter spread through her hair. In hindsight, he probably shouldn't have used sparkly ribbon as ammunition, but he had been bored. Jaime wasn't even using it for the wrapping she had been doing, so he couldn't let it go to waste.

Wrapping. Gifts. Christmas.

"JAIME. WAKE UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" He yelled excitedly, grinning widely as he pulled her into sitting up with him. All trace of sleep had left him, and he was almost bouncing on the bed.

[thesecondgeorge]

jaimeforge replied to your post: didina-the-desired replied to your post: Since...

-dies because my phone is charging at the other end of the house-

Haha, okay. I just asked what they should fight about

[thesecondgeorge]

jaimeforge replied to your post: askaemelialongbottomxo replied to your post: ...

so is it gonna be jules tyler and george? cause those are my three favs

Yep :D Same here, I was actually going to keep him right at the start when I changed them but I'm a terrible person and forgot him...

[thesecondgeorge]

WAIT BUT I LIKED GEORGE BEING AMERICANISH CAN WE KEEP THAT

SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT

UH

HIS MOM'S AMERICAN SO HE'S PICKED UP SOME THINGS FROM HER YES GOOD OKAY

[thesecondgeorge]

All of the phone symbols meme

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] good morning beautiful. have a good day. We're still on for dinner tonight, si?

Send ♔ for an angry voice mail

"All the alcohol is gone from my flat, and I know you took it. I need that shit. Give it back, okay? You have ten minutes before I come over there and take it back, in which case I think I have some old stories your folks might like to hear. The choice is yours."

Send  ♠ for a prank call

"Hey, baby. Listen, I- I don't know how to tell you this. It's not easy, trust me. Just please, promise you won't be mad? It's not all my fault, to be fair, but... Oh man... Okay, well, I guess I'll just say it. I'm pregnant."

Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail 

"Oh my g-god, Jamesie, I love you so so so much. You're so *hic* pretty, and cute, and you make me want to be a good person. Why do you do that? I don't know. I loooove youuuuuu..."

Send ☏ for a vague voice mail

"Listen, something came up, and I won't be back for a while. I love you. Be safe."

Send ❖ for a confession(voicemail of text, specify.)

[text] I found your vodka stash. Payback's a bitch and I am very drunk

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[text] Where are you? You said you would be home an hour ago[text] Jaaaaaaimeeeeee[text] Come out come out wherever you are[text] Okay. Seriously getting worried now[text] I'm coming to look for you

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] And shit she's got some great legs[text] Oh dear. This is awkward.[text] Just to clarify, I was talking about you

Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent

[text] Hey, I'm just going to test some fireworks stuff in the backroom for a few minutes, then if you're free we can meet up f

Send ✺for a saucy text

[text] Take off your clothes, I'll be home in five

Send √ for an early morning text

[text] I had to head into work early, and you looked too cute to wake up. I love you. Have a good day.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[text] FILL HER POOL WITH JELLO

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[text] need you to bail me out hurry please

Send ☼ for a promise

[text] I, George Weasley, hereby swear to never text while experimenting again for fear of blowing myself up again and my Jaime's wrath[text] That good?

[thesecondgeorge]

♕

I'm Jaime and I beat myself up too much and I love George more than anything. I also enjoy stealing his alcohol so I'm really lucky he loves me too.

[thesecondgeorge]

George hopped up the steps to the door, knocking hard before stepping back to take a better look at the house. It was just as he remembered, despite it being over a year since he had been there. It was actually quite comforting to know that despite the many things that had changed in that time, there were still some things that remained the same.

[thesecondgeorge]

☠☢♤

☠ - worst way to die in your opinion

Alone in Azkaban.

☢ - drink/smoke/drugs

Yes, no, no.

♤ - pet peeves

When people leave the switches on power outlets on when there's nothing plugged in. I have no idea why. Oh, and when the taps are left on so there's water dripping. Ugh.