#jake marshal

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

What the hell is Madoka Magnica? You tell me that or show me something or you ain't a real cowboy.

Or cowgirl.

- Jake Marshal

[danganronpa-out-of-context]

[botanicalcadaver]

A bi cowboy for my good pal!

(If you want to use this as an icon or have a different pride flag added lmk!)

[askaceattorney]

Dear Nicole,

Now, don't be puttin' out the baby out the bathwater, cowboy. This city needs its Sheriffs and cowboys to keep these people safe.

But ya'll are right about it being corrupt. I know. I was in there.

- Jake Marshal

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

A pregnant women savin’ her child, of course.

Let me tell ya, those little ladies deal with a lot of pain during pregnancy and birth. They’re always placin’ their lives and bodies on the line to give each of us a life to live. 

That’s why I’ll always respect my Mama. She gave birth to two kiddos and still lived to tell the tale.

- Jake Marshal

[askaceattorney]

Dear Caroline,

Actually, I’m from California, but two of the mods here are true Texans.

My steed ain’t no mustang. It’s a Honda Steel! Big difference.

She’s a good ride that she is.

- Jake Marshal

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

I think both of them do a fine job.

But I’m always gonna a Clint Eastwood man.

- Jake Marshal

[askaceattorney]

Dear Partner,

You know what I think I just killed?

Your credibility just as you got accusin’ me of a murder I wasn’ there to see.

- Jake Marshal