#jakegardiner

[eastoncowan]

Every time I attempt to boop u. Tumblr crashes

my notifications tab is incredibly broken rn because of boops i’m starting to think i’ve flown too close to the sun with this one

[sneakydraws]

“The world isn’t ready for the andrei dilf debate” sneaky pls I literally have my mans cast as andrei in the wap dating sim bc he’s a dilf

LITERALLY THE ONLY DILF IN THE MAIN CAST... thank you for furthering the glorious andrei dilf agenda i should have known i could count on you. please tell me more i want to know everything about the wap vn

[glomgay]

WHERE is the sharkbomb plush from I need him

All three of my custom duck plushies are from @pinkyplushiemaker !

[mouthsounds]

irreconcilable differences

[hardyfrank]

May I ask for frank in e3??

I see we all like seeing sad Frank XD.

Thanks!

[bazzpop]

Here at Starbucks we use the finest ingredients, like fresh…cuntmilk.

mmmmmm only the best

[impolitecanadian]

Oh I’m glad I’m not the only one drinking a 6x6

yikes please get help

[anais-mitchell]

what kinda high school did u go to that ur mascot was a scorpion???

Listen I’m not here for this slander I loved my high school mascot he was named Thorp the Scorp and we had lots of fun cheers and our catchphrase was “sting em!”