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Jakeypoo

Jake’s voice sounds like barrel aged scotch. Like if you agree.

Jakeward cause its 4 am

jacey poo just got home from school and saw eddie boy waiting for him. "sup babygrill" eddie asked "h-h-hii e-e-e-dward-d" jacobie responded, shocked and uwu. "so you wanna go on a joyride with me bae?" edward asked his little softboy jacob. "o-o-hh yy-yeah s-s-shure." jacob blushed and looked away like the bottom he is. edward grabbed jacobes waist and pulled him into his car.

they had been driving for awhile and jacob felt something on his thigh. he looked down to see edie boy's hand. "ee-e-e-edward..."

"what is is babyboi" edward asked

"y-y-your hand-d. jacob blushed. he could feel the heat rediating off of edwards hand.

"oh, is there something wrong with my hand?"

jacob mumbled somethin gunder his breath.

"huh, i couldnt hear that" edward taunted. jacob just looked out the window, embarrassed.

"use your words baby" edward teased again.

jacob then proceeded to jump out of the window of edward's car while it was moving and ran away.

27 years later he is in love with bella and they have little furry babies even though jacobie is still a litttle soft uwu boi

#twilight #jakeward #fanfiction #satire #jakeypoo #eddieboy #bella

Post | @changminniebb I might have to start referring to jake as “jakeypoo” sometimes too and I just wanted to let you and everyone else know that :’)

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