Little/Big Sister
Jaune(waving at Neptune): Yo, long time no see.
Neptune(eyes widening at the tall, blonde standing beside Jaune and holding his hand): Huh? Who’s that next to you?
Jaune(glancing at the girl beside him): Ah, you mean her?
Neptune(eyes widening in shock): Wait, don’t tell me…You finally got yourself a girlfriend?!
Neptune(unaware of Jaune gritting his teeth in annoyance at his words): DAMN, SHE’S GORGEOUS!!!
Neptune(smirking at the difference in height between Jaune and the girl): Who knew you had a thing for tall girls? Bro, you’re insane!
Jaune(cutting Neptune off with a growl): She’s my little sister….
Barghest(smiling happily as she pulls out a lollipop): Are you my big brother’s friend? I’m Barghest!
Barghest(as Neptune’s eyes widen in shock and horror as he feels Jaune gaze into his soul): I’m ten years old!
Barghest(as Neptune feels his soul start to leave his body at Jaune’s death glare): Do you like candy?
Jaune(gritting his teeth in annoyance): Our mom’s side of the family matures quickly, so Barghest got an early “growth spurt”…now…
*SNAP!!!*
Jaltur(suddenly wearing a set of black armor within a black cloud): What was that about calling my /ten-year old/ sister, “gorgeous”…?!
Neptune: *Insert manlythe girliest scream imaginable here*