#jam dates

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I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT A VERY HOT OLDER MAN IS BEING VERY FLIRTY WITH ME AND IVE BEEN CRUSHING ON HIM FOR LIKE A YEAR

SO IM BOTH LIKE "YAY" BUT ALSO LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

CAUSE THIS MAN IS MODEL HOT LIKE GQ MODEL HOT AND IM WELL

IM ME WHICH WELL I DONT SEE MYSELF AS BEING ATTRACTIVE, ESPECIALLY NOT TO SOMEONE OF THAT CALIBER

AHHHHH

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some of the most ABOUT ME shit ive ever texted

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this dude on tinder only has one picture that he looks good and it’s ironically him soaking wet and covered in mud