#km jam

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I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT A VERY HOT OLDER MAN IS BEING VERY FLIRTY WITH ME AND IVE BEEN CRUSHING ON HIM FOR LIKE A YEAR

SO IM BOTH LIKE "YAY" BUT ALSO LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

CAUSE THIS MAN IS MODEL HOT LIKE GQ MODEL HOT AND IM WELL

IM ME WHICH WELL I DONT SEE MYSELF AS BEING ATTRACTIVE, ESPECIALLY NOT TO SOMEONE OF THAT CALIBER

AHHHHH

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reason for the name change

also my uncle calls me Francis YEET

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so uh HLBI has a girlfriend and like obviously I'm happy for him but also sad

cause like a small part of me was still holding out hope that we would somehow or another eventually date or something idk

but weirdly me knowing he has a girlfriend my crush on him is like gone? idk maybe its cause he's unavailable and I always feel weird crushing on people that are taken idk

so yeah that happened tonight and I kinda wanted to cry when I was getting into my friends car but now that I'm home and feel okay not great but okay lol

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my friend is drunk calling me and he’s a very earnest drunk and i CANT HANDLE

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the number of people who have told me I'll be fine for my orange belt test is 7 but it's like that fucking "who would win" meme

like

"who will win 7 trained martial artists or one(1) anxiety brain"

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I'm gonna try and be chill today so like wish me luck on that

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HLBI: I thought I was a Bear!

Me: You are most certainly not a bear, you are an Otter.

HLBI: I'm a Bear I'm tall!

Me: Bears are built like Strongmen! They have a lot of chunk, especially around the middle! You are too fit to be a Bear, you are an Otter!

HLBI: I probably shouldn't be arguing about this with someone in the LGBT plus community.

Me: You probably shouldn't but I'm not as well versed in these terms as they're typically used by gay men and while I am a gay I am not a men.

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so we did grappling today and during my last roll i popped a rib out and it sucked ass but like all the boy where so concerned it was cute cause for about a minute i couldn’t breath and was taking these gasping breaths while pushing my rib back into place

i was literally curled into childs pose shoving my rib back into place to get some air even though we where supposed to be lining up and the guys where just kinda drifting over to me to see if i was okay and Tank came over as I got up and once i told him about my rib he just like flinched and went “oh” so i finished out the bow and bump with one hand holding my rib in place and smacking at the guys hands with the other

but other then that incident it was a really great day!

poor WWE was so concerned and upset over it because i was rolling with him when it happened we had a minute left when he rolled me and i twisted wrong and just immediately started tapping and went “i need a minute!” in a high tight breathless voice and started prodding at my side to see if it was a stitch or a popped rib and yup popped rib

but yeah everyone thought how i popped it back into place was hysterical though because i literally just did a back break fall and slammed my back a little harder then normal and popped my rib back in which the pop was loud af