#jamburrger

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Me, naive: I am in need of angst you don't know how much I crave it

Me, after 1 (one) angst: please....... no.. why.... why hurt me... no...

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First time writing a fic: hi this is my first fic!! Please be nice when commenting, constructive criticism is appreciated! This will be mostly like the canon, I would just like to put them in a bit different sort of situations and imagine how they'd react and such!

Written too many fics at this point, slowly losing control: look at this AU I made that has literally nothing to do with the canon and the characters only really share the same names and nothing else is left of their characters except maybe the fanon basics

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In other words every fanfic, every ship

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Lol

Me @ my friend: You are not going to die! Not on my watch!

Me @ my otp: You are not going to stay alive! Not on MY watch!