#james potter would include

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Dating James Potter Would Include...

~ Late night in front of the common room fire

~ Cuddling all day everyday Him loving the cuddles

~ The other marauders being jealous

~ (Especially Sirius)

~ Going camping in the forbidden forest

~ Him trying to impress you during every Quidditch match

~ Him giving you the snitch he caught

~ Playing Quidditch with him

~ Him getting super jealous all the time, like ALL the time

~ Being teased by him 24/7

~ Teasing him back

~ Spending the summer at his house

~ Being goofy together

~ Making funny faces to make each other laugh

~ Cooking together

~ Traveling a lot

~ Having a lot of family days

~ (Spending time with your and his family)

~ Neck kisses and all kinds of kisses all the time; lazy, passionate, loving,..

~ Singing and dancing around when you're with him

~ Winks

~ Very cute handwritten notes

~ A lot of PDA

~ Getting in trouble for all the PDA

~ Tickle fights that end up in a very heated make-out session

~ Picnics by the lake under the beech tree

~ EVERYONE knowing that you're his

~ Playing pranks on him with Sirius

~ Sirius Getting annoyed at how much James talks about you

~ Keeping him out of trouble but also getting him into trouble sometimes

~ Him always wanting to be around you

~ Him sitting next to you in every class

~ Flirting during class instead of listening to the teacher

~ Getting detention together for not listening in class

~ Making sure he gets enough sleep

~ Him calling you "love" or "darling"

~ Being the fun couple that everyone wants to be around

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Making Dinner for the Marauders Would Include:

•remus would be out on a mission •Peter would be ???? •no one really knows where Peter is right now???? •"i'm sure he's fine. probably out with some girl he met at a pub" •y'all know where that little bitch really is •ANYWAY •you'd offer to go over and make dinner for James and Sirius, the muggle way, of course •bc merlin knows they don't know how to do anything domestic without magic •helpless mama's boys, both of them •Euphemia Potter took such good care of both of them, fight me on it •anyways •making dinner •it's a nice distraction for you •bc you're hella worried about Remus •James and Sirius appreciate free food •you decide on something simple •like spaghetti •its supposed to help relieve your stress •but as soon as the meat is in the pan Sirius is at your side •""soooo.... what exactly are you doing, Y/N/N?" •he keeps trying to "help" •but literally it's just giving you more work •not only do you have to cook •now you're also babysitting Sirius •"Y/N, can I-" •"Sirius.. Sirius please put that down... SIRIUS STOP YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN MY SAUCE" •James comes to investigate •"what's going on-oi, pads! What is that?? Let me smell it!" •oregano. everywhere. •"boyyyyys...." you'd whine •then you'd be trying took cook and babysit Sirius AND James •"Y/N, we're hungry! Are you almost done?" •"I'd be done a lot sooner if you blokes would stay out of my cooking zone." •they've made a mess of basically all the spices •and the salad •Remus gets home early •and finds you exasperatedly trying to get James and Sirius out of the kitchen because they are NOT helping •your hair is all messily pulled back •but it's nice to see you first thing when he gets home •"What in the bloody hell is going on?" He'd chuckle from behind you •you'd turn around and be so happy to see him •forget about dinner •forget about James and Sirius pestering you •you were SO worried about him •"you're back!" •you'd throw yourself into his arms •"I'm so glad you're safe!" •"what exactly are you doing here, Sweetheart? Not that I'm not happy to see you." •you'd explain how you thought it would be nice to make dinner for James and Sirius without using magic •but the salad you hand tossed got dropped on the floor •not naming any names •but it rhymes with "Shlames" •and there are spices all over the place •Sirius •and James •the sauce isn't even ready •let alone the noodles •So Remus tells the other guys to leave you alone •they're less restless now that Moony is back, so they do •remus summons some lettuce •"I know you said no magic, but it's too late for anywhere to be open for us to go get more" •you let it slide •bc you're glad he's back •he washes it and tosses a new salad •you finish the sauce •remus does that cute thing where he pretends to let you taste the sauce from the spoon but puts it on your nose at the last second •thats how Remus ends up with half of his face covered in spaghetti sauce •he lets you laugh about it for a minute •then you feel a little bad, but just a little •so you clean the sauce off of his face •and you're so relieved that he's back all over again •You give him a hug and tell him how worried you were •"they shouldn't be sending you out on missions by yourself. it isn't safe." •he'd stroke your hair while you held onto him •"I'm alright, Y/N/N, I promise. I'm not going anywhere." •"still." •finally the sauce and the noodles would be done •so you'd call James and Sirius back •they LOVE it •"Y/N YOU HAVE TO MAKE MUGGLE FOOD FOR US FOREVER" •"it wasn't all me, Moony helped" •remus glares at you all •"don't even ask, the answer is no." •"BUT MOONY" •you're all happy to be back home together •and safe for now •happy marauders family dinner •James and Sirius do the dishes •of course they use magic •"Y/N maybe we should come make YOU dinner one day!" •"you are not allowed to go anywhere near my kitchen. keep dreaming."

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Being James Potter's Sister Would Include...

Getting teased 99.9% of the time

No matter what you do

But also having someone who would be proud of all your achievements

Embarrassingly so, really

Like if he sees you gaining house points for your house

There's a bunch of "WOOHOOO" and "FUCK YEAH, THAT'S MY SISTER"

Everyone thinking you'd be just as much of a troublemaker

They wouldn't be wrong though...

Helping the lads pull off pranks

Keeping watch when they do

And causing distractions

Basically a perfect crime team of 5

High fives when you all pull it off

Being treated as a sister by all the Marauders

If they see you upset, the first question is

"Who do we have to hex??"

Basically having 4 brothers

No guy can go close to you without James having a frown on his face

And asking a billion questions about the dude later

"James, I was just giving him notes from a class he missed."

"Is notes code for 'let's snog later' now??"

A lot of little arguments

That usually end in one of you in a headlock

Really mean nicknames for each other

"Twat"

"Git"

"Asswipe"

"Dickhead"

But they're full of love, so it's ok

Him getting really pissed when someone refers to you as "James' sister"

Because you're so different

Even though there are some prominent similarities

And he hates that people don't see that

Hanging out with the boys all the time

In their dorm

In the common room

In the courtyard

Everywhere.

Him coming to you first

About Lily

About Remus

About Sirius

About EVERYTHING

You always giving him some "real-deal" advice

Always being there for each other

But also, blaming each other for stuff the other did all the time

"Mum, it was Y/N, I swear."

"Mama, you don't actually believe that, do you??"

Playing pranks on each other

But no one else gets involved in those

Because it's a 'Potter thing'

Him being super protective of you

But also always having your back

Even if you're in the wrong

Bringing up old embarrassing moments

And baby pictures

Basically, embarrassing the frick frack out of each other

And then laughing it off together

Bear hugs from him at the most inconvenient times

Like, he sees you talking to Professor McGonnagal

And off he goes

Picking you up off the floor

A lot of screaming at this

And he gets a lot of smacks for it

But our buddy Minerva just laughs

Low-key, of course

The bear hugs also come at the best of times, though

Whenever you're upset, you know you can cry on his shoulder

And he's just gonna reassure you that everything will be okay

"Nothing's allowed to keep my baby sister down."

Even if you're older, or twins, you'd always be his baby sister

There's no choice in the matter

Having a bunch of childhood games

That no one else understands

That you play all the damn time

And a whole load of inside jokes

That just make you look like fools

Because they make no sense to anyone but the two of you

Placing bets on everything

Being SUPER competitive in Quidditch

No matter what house/team you're on

(Him not giving half a shit if you're sorted into a non-Gryffindor house.

You're still his sister, and he loves you to bits.)

Even if you're on the same team

It's always

"I played better."

"Actually, I did."

Random displays of sibling affection

Like him throwing his arm around your shoulder and ruffling your hair

And you always grimacing at this

But it's actually nice that you have a strong sibling relationship

Helping your friends through everything together

Remus

And Sirius, when his family start being heartless pricks

Being the first non-parent to hold Harry

Babysitting him with the Marauders

Just to make sure the kid's still breathing when James and Lily are back

Giving him a bunch of nicknames

"Bambi"

"James 2.0"

"Lil' Jimmy"

Becoming a third parent to the kid

When your parents die, staying at the grave for hours after everyone else has left

And sharing all the nice memories you have

Because you both know your parents would hate for you two to be sad for long

So you fill the grave site with laughter and love

Just like they did with your home for you two

Massive hugs and a lot of tears and alcohol

But feeling about 15 tonnes lighter when you actually leave

Even though it's already early morning by then

Always going back to visit the grave site together

And making sure there's always fresh flowers

Being a team

In everything

And absolute best friends

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Dating James Potter Would Include...

Classes together being incredibly fun

But also incredibly distracting

Him saying your name from behind you about a hundred times

Until you turn around

And you're met with a cheesy grin

''Hi.''

Hidden glances

Mouthing jokes at each other in classes

You pulling his glasses down from the top of his head when he thinks he's lost them

Him grinning widely at this

''Thanks, love''

You getting butterflies whenever he calls you by a nickname

''Love''

''Babe''

''Baby''

Him telling you to look away at Honeydukes

No, INSISTING on you looking away

Later, you figure out that it's because he was buying you all your favourite candy

And he wanted it to be a surprise

(Kind of a fail there, James, mate.)

Because there's no occasion

Just the fact that you're the best.

Him loving nose kisses

Him loving all your kisses

But especially the nose kisses

They make him go a lil red in the face

God forbid anyone finds out about this though.

Sneaking out for walks in the middle of the night

Whispering your life stories to each other for the billionth time

Because you'll never stop being interested in each other's stories

No matter how many times you've heard them

Hiding under the invisibility cloak and sneaking around school

And talking shit about people

And finding out all the gossip

Sneaky little spies you'd be

Watching his quidditch practices

Being the loudest fan Hogwarts ever did see

Putting facepaint on his face on game day

Making banners

A lot of them

Him smiling at you every time he whooshes past you on his broom

Your heart beating really fast when this happens

Even though it happens all the time

Being close with Sirius, Remus and Peter

His arm around your shoulders and waist 101% of the time

Sneaking out for a round on his broom in the middle of the night

Wind in your faces

Echoing laughs

Looking at the stars together and talking about the least deep shit ever

''What do you think the man who first milked a cow was actually planning on doing?''

''I don't know James.''

Making terrible jokes

Trying to reason with him when he's planning an elaborate prank

And sighing loudly when you give up

And then ending up helping him plan it

And to be honest, probably doing it with him

Okay, definitely doing it with him

Having really fun traditions

Like pulling pranks on each other's birthdays

Maybe he wakes up with pink hair on his 16th, maybe not, idk

Coming straight to each other when something's wrong

Being each other's support systems

Studying together

Except not studying at all

It would end up being just scribbling notes all over each other's homework

You're pretty.

DO YOUR WORK!

You're not my real mum.

Being tasked with finding his glasses whenever he loses them

So, about 10 times a day

Him teasing you and saying you'd make a better seeker than him

Him giving you his glasses to wear

''You look hot with glasses.''

Having exclusive, VIP access to the Marauders Map

Sleeping together

I mean actually sleeping.

In this case.

And always feeling so fulfilled and well rested when you wake up

Giving each other high fives without looking

Everyone thinking you're a really cute couple

But also not wanting to get on your bad side

Because no one wants to get hexed by the ultimate prankster couple

Being able to take nothing seriously

As well as take everything seriously

Agreeing on almost everything

Hating all the same people

Being best friends

Being a match made in heaven

How he asked you out: In potions one day, he realizes that his amortentia smells just like you, and asks Slughorn to check and make sure he's done everything right because this can't be right. After a thorough check and a lot of reassurance that he's done a perfect job, he'd start seeing you differently and planning a way to ask you out as soon as he realizes that his feelings for you are completely genuine. This would end in a package getting delivered to you one day with no signature, and a massive banner saying ''WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME? XOXO JAMES POTTER'' in crimson letters exploding out of the small box and nearly giving you (and everyone else) a heart attack. You'd need a while to catch your breath before you finally say yes.

Fights and MakeUps: You rarely fight, but when you do, it's usually a massive blow up. It regularly leads to a few days of the silent treatment. Despite this, good morning and goodnight kisses would be given, but you wouldn't say a word to each other until one of you burst out laughing at something the other said in company. When that happens, you'd know it's all fine and dandy again. You'd probably have occasional small arguments, but they'd most likely be resolved with kisses.

The Sexuals: The sex would be both, sexy and adorable. It would definitely involve a LOT of laughing at each other and giggles and random noises that the bed makes. That is, when you're being cute and loving. But there would also be rough sex, and boy oh boy would it be good. As in, broken headboards good.