Talk like a pirate day skit
James Shark: Arrgh ye be cheating at cards ye land lubber
Captain Dreadbeard: Ye don’t know that ye salt water infested blowfish
James Shark: I will have ye know that I am a shark not a blowfish
(Meanwhile in the water)
Cranky: Jaws are you seeing this
Jaws: yeah I’m seeing this it’s kinda weird if you ask me













