Poor James is weirded out by these two lol
Just another day on the Dinosaur Train!

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Poor James is weirded out by these two lol
Just another day on the Dinosaur Train!
[On the Dinosaur Train.]
James, getting the mandatory dialogue as fast as he can: Hello, welcome to the dining car. I am James, I'll be your waiter tonight.
Mrs. Pteranodon: [smiles] Good evening, James.
Mr. Pteranodon, looking at the menu: Can I have a fucking uuuuuhhhhhhhhh-
Mrs. Pteranodon and James, in unison: We're in public! There's children!
Tiny and Gilbert, across the coach, accidentally bumping into each other: Fuck! Sorry, didn't mean to run into you.
Young anxious nervous anxious couple think they have what it takes to raise a beebee? Good luck! (More edits of the same episode coming!)
[In the kids' early teens, at the very start of Buddy's stubbornness with accepting help phase. In the Dining Car.]
James, setting Carrion On A Sticks down in front of Buddy: Carrion On A Stick, sir. Please be careful, they are very ho-
Buddy: [literally inhales an entire stick including the stick himself, immediately sputters and blows air out of his mouth from the heat]
James:
Mr. Pteranodon:
Mrs. Pteranodon:
Don:
Shiny:
Still free at this point Tiny:
Sonny:
Gilbert:
Buddy: [swallows food, teary eyed as he starts lapping up water]
James: ... Please be careful, they are very hot. [Writes down note to put Buddy on the Slow Feeder list.]
Gilbert: Reality discipline doesn't feel too... hot now, doesn't it?
99.99% of everyone in the coach: [glares at Gilbert over how horrible that pun was]
Shiny: [snort laughter]
[In the dining car.]
Annie: Hi, excuse me, Mr. James?
James: Hello, Annie. How may I help you?
Annie, pointing to Buddy: He ordered no pickles on his carrion burger. Can you remake it please?
Buddy: Annie I don't want to bother them you don't have to-
I'm falling asleep but part 2 is in the works.
BUDDY'S ARCH NEMESIS!
[Later in the day after this post.]
Tiny: [fixing notorious bathroom stall number 4]
Sonny, giving orders to his crew in the passenger coach: And we need every coach cleaned for the rapidly approaching migration season rush!
Seumas Talos: Don't you have a slave to do that now-
James: [whacks Seumas upside the head and rapidly switches the topic] We'll split the work between each station. Regular workers will take the passenger coaches, dining workers will work on the dining and kitchen coaches. Grunt workers will handle the storage coaches, the fireman and driver will take care of the engine.
Sonny, glaring at Seumas the entire time: Yep. Let's get started, everybody! Let's have another successful run this year!
[Everyone cheers and starts getting to work.]
Sonny: I really need to promote James again... [Heads to the bathroom stalls and gently knocks on stall 4] How bad is it, Tiny?
Tiny: [deep throat coughs then responds] Uh... Getting there?
Sonny: [raises an eyebrow at how she sounded there] You feeling okay, kiddo?
Tiny: [coughs again] Fine.
Sonny, hesitantly: Okay... [Slowly turns to walk away]
[Tiny breaks into another deep cough that goes on for much longer, sounding more and more painful as it goes on.]
Sonny: [immediately turns and opens the door]
[Tiny is pale, laying on the floor surrounded by parts, tools, and several maintenance and plumbing manuals. She is wheezing as she looks up at Sonny.]
Tiny, weakly, already conditioned: I'm fine-
Sonny: [scooping Tiny up] Oh no you're not! I knew I should have risked having you stay here despite the risks last night! DR. BRENDAN!
My current idea for James Troodon is that he's a Stenonychosaurus and Latenivenatrix hybrid, but I also might throw a third species, Talos, in there.
Alternatively, both James and Theresa are half Stenonychosaurus, but one is half Latenivenatrix and the other is half Talos.
This makes Jake 50% Stenonychosaurus, 25% Talos, and 25% Latenivenatrix.