#jamesrbarnes

[queens-clarke]

Sebastian Stan + My Favourite Photoshoots

[spacebuck]

@charlsavier replied to your post “oh before i forget i got the job!!!”

YEYYY! CONGRATS! :D

@barneswilson replied to your post “oh before i forget i got the job!!!”

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU SWEETHEART

@jamesrbarnes replied to your post “oh before i forget i got the job!!!”

congrats boo!!!

@littleblackcat0505 replied to your post “oh before i forget i got the job!!!”

Congratulations <3

@haybop-86 replied to your post “oh before i forget i got the job!!!”

WOOHOOO!!! Well done :D

thank u darlings ♥♥♥

[spacebuck]

@jamesrbarnes replied to your post “okay my activity page isn’t showing half of the replies i’m receiving...”

babe about dressing!! ive been to a few formal shindigs like that ~en ma vie and the main thing is neat, hair back and out of the face, and nothing too ~ revealing. no jeans, and a blouse if you can. good luck xo

*whispers* but i only own jeans

[spacebuck]

@jamesrbarnes replied to your post “me: posts two Controversial posts back to back then tries to work out...”

that kind of thing, since i havent seen you get too much h8 recently obvs (rightfully!!)

@jamesrbarnes replied to your post “me: posts two Controversial posts back to back then tries to work out...”

its probs just wank in general - even if people agree with me, i lose followers for posting too much wank. i remember when i was getting a lot of hate mail for this one period in particular a friend of mine had to unfollow briefly cause it was stressing her out. so it could just be that?? xx

possibly yeah, tho one wasn’t really wank? idk man i do respect everyone’s rights to have what they want on their dash and be comfy, of course, it’s just endlessly amusing to me to guess how many were Angry over the post rather than protecting themselves

[whatthefoucault]

There was absolutely no significance to the fact that Natasha was wearing the biggest earrings she owned.  She just really liked them.  She had given no thought to the way they offset her unusually fizzy red curls: she had long since learned that there was no sense doing battle with her hair's tendencies at the humid height of August in the armpit of America unless absolutely necessary, and for once, they were not on official business.  She most definitely had felt no need to look slightly nice, even though she was just meeting Sam at Smorgasburg.  Sam, her friend, whom she saw and worked with nearly every day, who had a stupid bird friend which she was fairly certain her cat would launch out of the sky in a whirlwind of fur and claws if they were ever to cross paths.  She absolutely did not have to shoot the dirtiest stink-eye at Steve when he at the way he said "you kids have a nice time" with that stupid little smile because he and Bucky were going on a date of their own that afternoon.  The earrings were not significant.

"This'll be a nice change of pace," said Sam.  "No mission, no supervillains, no political hassles, just a nice afternoon in the park with street food."

"Agreed," said Natasha, taking a long, cool sip of her iced coffee.  "What are you thinking: falafel?  Kimchi burritos?  Jam doughnuts?  Bánh mì, maybe?"

Sam's eyes widened, frozen to the spot like a startled deer.

"That's... okay, I was not expecting... listen, Nat," he flustered, "I really like you, but I don't think we should go there if you're just looking to hook up."

"Sam, what does that have to do with - "

Then it dawned on Natasha.

"Oh my god," she said, carefully, bringing her hand to rest on Sam's shoulder.  "Bánh mì, as in Vietnamese pork belly sandwiches.  Which... does sound almost exactly the same as bang me."

"Vietnamese pork belly sandwiches," repeated Sam.  "Oh my god.  Oh my god."

Natasha smiled at Sam, who was still slightly stunned, until she could no longer restrain the impulse to burst into uncontrollable giggles.  Sam soon followed suit, doubling over with laughter.

"I can't - I can't believe I thought you meant - " he struggled to speak.

"It's fine," she assured him.

"So," he said, struggling to catch his breath, "kimchi burritos?"

Natasha carefully dabbed a tear from the corner of her eye.  "Yeah, let's try the kimchi burritos," she said.

"Let's do this, Romanoff," he agreed.

"For the record, I like you too," she grinned, taking his hand, "but let's start with burritos, maybe work our way up to doughnuts, and if you play your cards right... I might not say no to a frozen yogurt."

"Frozen yogurt?  On a first date?" he raised an eyebrow at her.

"This isn't a date, Sam," she said, leading him through the crowd.

"Then why are you holding my hand?" he asked.

"I'm not holding your hand," she replied coolly, as the gathered hipsters shuffled out of her way.

"Pretty sure you are, though," he said.

"No I'm not," she grinned, absolutely not giving his hand the littlest squeeze.  This meant nothing.

(With apologies to the illustrious @jamesrbarnes because she asked for a fizzy!Nat adventure about a million years ago and I’m finally delivering the barest of beginnings of that tale, which I hope will at least lift her spirits whilst I dutifully plug away at the rest.)

(AO3)

(society6)

[stevebuckythyla]

leelee go to sleep you're as bad as chloe

@jamesrbarnes we have been called out!

ok tbh i probably should cuz i have a headache now from lack of sleep and i just drank pickle juice to settle my stomach because its pissed off at me for being awake rn. 

but i dun wanna.

[frostbitebakery]

MORE DOGGIE AU per request

Sam likes to sing along to the radio when he cooks. So does Borky.

Nat had to apologize multiple times to Mrs Hatfield when Stebe destroyed her very rare rose bushes. In his defense, the granddaughter of Mr Altman's sneezes got more worrying every time she had to walk past. Stebe Had To Do Something.

One day, while Nat and Stebe are visiting, two men are already there. Their smiles are easy and the dark haired one pets Borky. Borky is a puddle in his lap so Stebe instantly likes him, too. "Borky, huh? Missed me that much, Wilson?" "Shut your trap." The other one, the blond one, stands up and hugs Natasha. And...and he has...the biggest Frisbee Ever.

Something is Up. Sam shifts from foot to foot when he explains to Borky that they'll visit Sam's parents for the holidays. So no Stebe for the weekend. Borky barks happily at Stebe's name. But soon whines pitifully when he realizes what's going on. The Reunion is Unabashed Joy. "Last time I saw something like this," Sam says, "I watched Lion King as a kid. You know, Simba and Nala?" "Wasn't it implied they had sex that night?" "...why are you like this, Nat."

The vet appointments are Hard. So Nat and Sam try to go together. Stebe calms Borky down, and Stebe also needs Borky there when he's checked.

Stebe has a bird friend. He's not sure what its name is because of the language barrier but it likes to sing songs and land on Stebe's head. The bird's human friend is Mr Altman with the nice granddaughter.

Borky Loves this game! He playfully growls and pulls harder at Sam's shoe.

The first time Sam had to wash Blanket, Borky yowled the whole time he sat watch until Blanket came out of the dryer. Sam dropped Blanket on Borky and it was The Best Ever. If a bit dark for a second.

Stebe is a very modern and progressive dog. Still, Bath Time should be never.

Borky loves bath time. The nice shampoo, the nice scratches, and The Bubbles.

When Natasha got some toys for Stebe, she laughed herself silly when she threw the frisbee and Stebe ran after it and did an impressive jump to catch it. When he brought it back to her, she shook her head and scratched behind his ears. "Just like the original."

When the two men visit, Stebe and Borky like to snuggle up on the Big Frisbee. They like them. The blond one gives good belly scratches while the dark one always sneaks them a treat.

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[buckycap]

i was just thinking like why did they have to make bucky and nat romantic in the comics/why is it looked at as this “perfect” ship? is it because they both had a similar past? both went through similar things? because just because a man and a woman go through similar things that doesn’t mean they have to be romantic, like why couldn’t they have been close friends? like siblings? m/m or f/f friendships have always been represented in media, but it’s hard to find a m/f pairing who don’t get romantically together in the end, who don’t harbor secret feelings for each other, who aren’t pining after each other, etc. and bucky and nat’s relationship would have been just fine if they weren’t romantic, the need to make them romantic was 100% completely unnecessary. just because they understand each other and went through similar things that makes them the perfect romantic and/or sexual partner? bucky and nat’s relationship is unnecessarily romantic and sexual. but because they’re het and white and attractive that means it’s only “”“”“logical”“”“” to make them romantic and sexual partners while non het white couples are constantly getting excuses made for why they can’t be together, why they’re only friends. a m/m and/or a f/f pairing can get the exact treatment as bucky and nat and still not be romantically represented and why? because they’re not straight? tbh this is probably why i don’t like bucky and nat, at least the main reason. because this is an exact example of a guy and a girl who go through similar experiences immediately being made as romantic and sexual partners while a not het couple will get the exact same story and will be shamed and hated on and people would shame shippers by saying “friends matter too!!” there was no reason for bucky and nat to be romantic instead of close friends, there was no need, no necessity for a romantic relationship between them but because they could, because they were het, because they were white, it happened. while m/m or f/f pairings are completely neglected the same thing.