#jankles

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mr normcore’s editorializing powers

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I tried

Original pic

[deanstits]

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right

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exactly the false dichotomy I was talking about last night. I just went “ha!” out loud to myself in my bed 💀

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jensen ankles u are hilarious I love you.

my daddy wisely imparted upon me the reality of drinking out of straws being gay girly not for real men. I’m juice-fasting and getting jared in on it bc that’s what you have to do as a bitch ass hollywood actor but god forbid I admit it to my adoring fans. we wear makeup on camera As Men isn’t that so funny. jared constantly frets about gaining weight because he is such a girl, dude (yeah I’m profoundly anxious about it too but that doesn’t count because I keep it to myself!) god bless our troops everyone if I were a better man I’d have served my country long ago. gotta keep The Wife happy or she’ll bite my dick off, am I right boys? this character I’m playing lightly scoffs at the existence of hashtag toxic masculinity in america, unlike this other character I played whom I’m passionately in love with who is an all-american hero, just a littol bit rough, but in definitely a good way, because… because kripke said so. I don’t cry, ever, unless it’s for the camera. oh god jared don’t use sappy words like “love” while you’re talking about us the fangirls are picturing us sucking and fucking as we speak.

cishet icon <3

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really silly how much delight i just got from him carting his dog off-camera

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I didn’t rb the clip but jensen saying dean’s imaginary friend would be jessica rabbit. I will piss myself (he’s not wrong. that’s why I’m laughing)