#jaredpadamoose

[livealwayscrystalclear]

I showed this picture to my little brother and he thought that the joke was the bad use of capslock at the bottom. MY BROTHER IS CAS

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Hello Ember I am drunk and I just wanted to let you know that you're fantastic and that i love you a lot and that even know we've only been talking for not that long I'm super glad we have been cause youre neat and stuff c:

oh my gosh i love you so much and i'm so so so happy we started talking because you are the sweetest person i've met in a long time and so incredibly nice and i just want to hug you all of the time

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but have you considered figureskater!newt and hockeyplayer!minho (◡‿◡✿)

minho and newt meeting each other at the rink when they’re both practicing and minho insisting on ‘competing’ (✿◠‿◠)

"minho these are really different sports. how would one of us win?" "we’ll just say i win i don’t mind" (✿ ♥‿♥)

minho and newt cheering each other on at meets/games (｡♥‿♥｡)

MINHO AND NEWT MAKING OUT ON THE ICE  (ﾉ♥ヮ♥)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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GOD I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THAT STILL OMFG AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT MINEWT AND NEWTS SKINNY HIPS W/ HIS PANTS SLIPPING OFF OF HIM PUSHING MINHO AGAINST THE WALL WITH HIS FUCKING /ARMS/ JESUS FUCK

OH MY GOD NO STOP. AND MINHO ALWAYS MESSING AROUND WITH HIM, RUFFLING HIS HAIR AND PUSHING HIM AROUND BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT’LL BOTHER NEWT JUST ENOUGH, AND HE LOVES THE FEELING OF GETTING PUSHED INTO THE WALL, BREATH KNOCKED OUT OF HIM BY THE IMPACT

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newtered replied to your post “but but but if this is the banishment (which it has to be, there’s...”

maybe it's not ben's banishment in the first one.. maybe it's a mating ritual of some sort

so you really don't want gally at ben's banishment then

jaredpadamoose replied to your post “but but but if this is the banishment (which it has to be, there’s...”

also can we PLEASE TALK ABOUT NEWT'S FUCKING ARMS?

WE CAN TALK ABOUT NEWT'S FUCKING ARMS OH GODDDD AND HIS HAND VEINS I'M DEAD

jaredpadamoose replied to your post “but but but if this is the banishment (which it has to be, there’s...”

Maybe Newt just goes through a bunch of clothes???

our little diva <3

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Newt/Thomas

Trailing tears like your fingers did.

[aboutthosenineyears]

3,6,9,23

3:Longest relationship you've ever been in?

a yearish! but that was about five years ago. been with my current bf for almost nine months!

6:Have you ever been cheated on?

yup, that's how the yearish one ended. oof.

9:What's the most important part of a relationship?

LAUGHTER. and communicating. but mostly laughter. after my first date with bli, my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard, and that has not changed since. :)

23:Do you think love can last forever?

i sure hope so :)

[monttagues]

jaredpadamoose replied to your post

Genderfluid Newt is my favourite thing I just want to re-read all of the books and try to see if it can even be implied at all because we all latched onto it so easily so it feels like its not much of a stretch???

SAME ME TOO when i have time i'm definitely gonna read them all again omg. i still don't understand how everyone latched onto it so quickly like??? it's so so great and i'm so so glad everyone did BUT HOW?