Crystal Clear

Oh, it's not much, I guess. Just a big old mish-mash of a little bit of everything. Some food, some funny, some sad, some religious, some ugly, some angry. Mostly it's just a log of how the world has changed me over time.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

r/InterestingAsFuck

[charmyluckz]

That last one looks so weird, yet so cool. Nature can be so strange sometimes.

[porterr-robinson]

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[livealwayscrystalclear]

[voguedolce]

Ziad Nakad Haute Couture FW 17-18

[tayolrswift]

[gif87a-com]

[whybray]

error

[sleepingpigeon]

would LOVE if someone could explain what’s going on

[blu-iv]

Probably a place where they dump trash where they are flying over

[zachsgay]

Video is recorded in slow motion in a high speed train

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alexissantoraaa)

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[intothewonderfulunknown]

Literally one of my favorite things is just people in historical costume doing modern things

[adamwhorelock]

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

[distressingdisneydamsel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

[livealwayscrystalclear]

Y'all know you would

[livealwayscrystalclear]

I was tagged by @a-space-wayfarer (who is freaking awesome, so, like, follow her or something!)

1) Name: Princess Consuela Banana-hammock. Just kidding. It’s Rachael.

2) Nicknames: Rach, Happy meal, Rebecca-oops-wait-is-it-Rachael-or-Rebecca???, and Rachel or Racheal when people can’t be bothered to spell it right 😉

3) Height: 6'8"

4) Nationality: 'Murica. Genetically, I’m a European mutt, but identifies a bit more with my Italian side.

5) Orientation: Demisexual/Heterosexual… somewhere in there?

6) Favorite fruit: Mangoes. But, like, good mangoes.

7) Favorite season: Ummmmm Spring and Autumn. Not too hot, not too cold. It’s juuuuuust right.

8) Favorite flower: Peonies or Ranunculus!

9) Favorite scent: That spray that comes off a grapefruit or orange peel.

10) Favorite color: *puts on ginger wig and pretentious expression* Seeing as I’m not six, I don’t have a favorite color.

11)  Favorite animal: SJWs and angry old people who think they’ve mastered the internet

12) Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Is this a question or a list of things I can’t do without?

13) Average sleep hours: Ahahaha an average would, in this case, be meaningless.

14)  Dog or cat person: Dog person, but doesn’t mean I can’t love a cat despite sneezing all the time.

15)  Favorite fictional character: Am I allowed to choose my own characters? No? Then atm it’s Thomas from ‘City of Slaves’ by AbbyBabble on Wattpad. READ, GUYS.

16) Number of blankets you sleep with: It depends on the season- in winter I prefer 3, the ritzy sheet-blanket-comforter combo of kings, and in the summer a sheet and comforter, but my fiance prefers a single duvet so the future is cloudy.

17) Dream trip: Acid. Y'all set yourselves up for that one.

18) Blog created: I think I have to actually produce something fairly regularly to call it a blog, so never.

19) Number of followers: Don’t know, don’t care. Sorry guys! Most of you are bots anyway *sobs*

20) Random fact: My fiance is flying in today and I still haven’t finished cleaning my room and I have a 6 hour shift at work starting in two hours. And I just spent 45 minutes trying to do this whole thing, 15 of which were spent mulling over this question. How’s that?

So, who shall I tag? @serendipidyisthekeytomyheart @daughterofchrist25

[animusrox]

Days seem like weeks to me. Days are weeks. Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

[stefani-germanotta]

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

[m4cravings]

What Winter Makes Me Think Of! A Warm Cup Of Tea With Honey.

[deimos-the-otaku]

Me: I’m a very open-minded person.

Someone: I don’t like this character.

Me: Okay, f*ck you, and f*ck your invalid opinion.

[livealwayscrystalclear]

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