Sep 23, 2025
this is me right now…..
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this is me right now…..
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THISSSSSS ik it’s not part of the ARG but like it still feels incredibly relevant to this blog
fleemco on youtube i love you u r so talented
GUYS THE HACKER STUFF IS INDEED PART OF THE ARG !!!!! these r snippets from my messages with jujiper lol. so there was no actual hacker but in the jarkleverse the hacker is a new entity. so we have jujiper who owns the account and does not know whats going on with it. we have the hacker who is maybe in kahoots with the higherups? and then we have our dear jarkle. the hacker must have been hired by the higherups to install ja_installment1 which is what creates the jarkles.
WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYYYY!!!!!!
NEW TITLE !!!!!! WE R SO BACK!!!! so uhhhhhh What’s Green???? if we r thinking abt deltarune i bet this has to do with battat. OH MY GOD IM BATTAT IN THE METAPHOR RIGHT? im the one with my corkboard and my theories and oh my god guys i literally made one of my first posts about this. this title change is directly targeting me. cool !
THE LAST TITLE JUST DROPPED ???? IT SAYS AUGUST DRAWS NEAR.,,,. is this a final hint ??? are we getting more jarkle content in some form in august ??? considering the wait time between now and then maybe something pretty big is being planned for the ARG…., maybe we havent seen even a portion of the jarkle lore and something big happening in august will reveal the truth
the one issue im thinking about this is that the email said three months and august is definitely a lot more than three months away from when i received that email. maybe initially the big reveal was intended for december but it is now being postponed to august. or maybe it was always going to be august and december was only referring to dess holiday. im so fucking lost man…,, just like jarkle……
another thing i noticed was the description no longer has any trace of anything odd. besides the normal stuff about will wood and the video itself all it says is “WHAT are you guys TALKING ABOUT ??!” which makes me feel like this is definitely Jujiper. in my theory about separate control of the youtube account (jarkle, jujiper, and the higherups) i feel like this makes a lot of sense. jujiper is maybe gaining some awareness of jarkle’s influence on their channel via our comments. this could be a new arc in the arg perhaps….
MRPR you lovely human being !!! i never suspected mrpr was the hacker guys and clearly i was wrong about them being a puppet account lmaooo my bad 😭 i love the dedication to the arg so much. this community may be small but it is so wonderful and i love all of you so much.
An Updated Jarkle Theory Sunmary
ok this is a toughie. let’s get down to business. currently here is where i stand with jarkle.
the higherups kidnapped the Original Jarkle- a real guy- from finsbury park. maybe they lured him in with some kind of promise, it doesnt really matter. they drove this guy to madness and eventually transported him to some alternate form of existence (digitally probably but whos to say) here jarkle is (or produces, but probaly IS) some sort of resource. they need MORE. one jarkle creates more jarkles by having people witness the jarkle and be driven to madness obsessing over jarkle (as seen with mrpr and sumerian copper merchant) which causes them to become more jarkles. the previous jarkles may be killed or sold, im not sure.
another thing im unclear on is where jujiper stands on this. im leaning towards that they are some sort of delegate for the higherups but it is still highly likely that the are unaware of the jarkle and higherups.
perhaps jujiper was at first unaware of the scheme, but was alerted by us in the comments. then once the higherups knew they had been found out jujiper was at risk of becoming a jarkle themself, so they sold out and started working on the side of evil.
important themes include ant spirals and salt. why? dont ask me no personal shit like that.
hey guys its really been weighing on me that there hasnt been a new years video and im feeling pretty down about it. im just confused yknow like i thought it would be a big thing and i would finally crack the case !!! i want more jarkle content. i NEED more jarkle content. like they know about us. my blog is in the pinned comment. maybe its because they know about me. theyre doing this because im onto them and thats why the description said that weird higherups stuff. or maybe this is a hint in itself. what could it mean ??? what could the lack of a new years video say ??? i mean based on the other videos… the first one was really telling. we got LIVE jarkle footage !!! but the second new years video was kind of nothing it meant nothing what could it mean. “oh no” “maria” WHO IS MARIA and what happened to her. there cant be another player involved in the jarkleverse ??? we havent heard of maria in any other context ??? idk man. i just wish we got a new years video :(