#jarkle update

[johnargbuckle]

we have more jujiper activity too…

THIS IS CLEARLY ABOUT THE WHOLE JUJIPER AND THE HACKER STUFF. i am still really just confused about this. i haven’t really talked to jujiper much about it since the last time i posted about this. idk what all that was about but i am taking this as confirmation that the hacker stuff was fake?? and so maybe part of the arg? like a breach in Jarkle Inc. cyber security.

also we have this and i have no idea what this is supposed to mean. jarkle is being silenced? perhaps?

[johnargbuckle]

NEW TITLE !!!!!! WE R SO BACK!!!! so uhhhhhh What’s Green???? if we r thinking abt deltarune i bet this has to do with battat. OH MY GOD IM BATTAT IN THE METAPHOR RIGHT? im the one with my corkboard and my theories and oh my god guys i literally made one of my first posts about this. this title change is directly targeting me. cool !

[johnargbuckle]

THE FUCKING ????? ENTIRE DESCRIPTION ????? WAS REPLACED WITH THIS ???????

this was how mike barlow was moving in his "femininte tush"

so if course i look up mike barlow AND WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. its referring to this stupid music video of some guy getting beat up by women and force fed while playing the piano???????? its actually called feminine touch not femininte tush. this could be about the objectification of jarkle because ive heard way too many people talk about his ass in the comments of that video lmao

but really i dont think this has anything to do with jarkle. i think we r just being misled in our stupid ant spiral. so yknow what ?? MISLEAD ME BAYBE LETS GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE !!! mike barlow is just always dancing,,,, like jarkle,,, no choice but to dance !! yknow who else is named mike ? DELTARUNE MIKE!!! mysterious entity in control of things ? like the hireups? yeah,,, i thought so. uhhh also do u guys know barlo like the sexuality about bees. lets cancel jarkle. idk man. kill me.

i looked at mike barlow’s youtube shorts and jujiper commented on a few of them.

[johnargbuckle]

THE LAST TITLE JUST DROPPED ???? IT SAYS AUGUST DRAWS NEAR.,,,. is this a final hint ??? are we getting more jarkle content in some form in august ??? considering the wait time between now and then maybe something pretty big is being planned for the ARG…., maybe we havent seen even a portion of the jarkle lore and something big happening in august will reveal the truth

the one issue im thinking about this is that the email said three months and august is definitely a lot more than three months away from when i received that email. maybe initially the big reveal was intended for december but it is now being postponed to august. or maybe it was always going to be august and december was only referring to dess holiday. im so fucking lost man…,, just like jarkle……

another thing i noticed was the description no longer has any trace of anything odd. besides the normal stuff about will wood and the video itself all it says is “WHAT are you guys TALKING ABOUT ??!” which makes me feel like this is definitely Jujiper. in my theory about separate control of the youtube account (jarkle, jujiper, and the higherups) i feel like this makes a lot of sense. jujiper is maybe gaining some awareness of jarkle’s influence on their channel via our comments. this could be a new arc in the arg perhaps….

[johnargbuckle]

GUYS I EMAILED THE EMAIL AGAIN !!!!!!

these are the responses i got… here is the link

https://www.echemi.com/community/will-humanity-ever-run-out-of-salt-or-is-salt-literally-unlimited-in-quantity-on-earth-for-mankind-to-use_mjart2204221316_930.html

soooo let’s talk about what this means.

the bigshot autos email is still active ! the arg continues, and maybe this is the mode of communication preferred. as a self appointed representative of the jarkle community, i will continue to send emails periodically until i stop receiving responses.

the first email seems to be jarkle reaching out to communicate, an introduction of sorts, trying to build a relationship with me.

“previous session terminated” is definitely the higherups interrupting jarkle’s attempt to communicate via the email.

the second email seems to be a battle between the higherups and jarkle trying to communicate via the email. it looks very generic and corporatey but there are parts missing and garbled.

“your snooze is our lose” very much seems like a big company concerned about their profits. every second a worker spends not working, the company is not making money.

jarkles are overworked, working until they die. this relates to another post i have made but at this point i can’t keep track of all my theories and such. god i cant remember anything it seems. what am i even talking about right now.

anyways, the link!

the link talks about whether we will run out of salt and the answer is basically no. the salt is obviously a metaphor for the jarkle! jarkle is a resource theory is really ramping up lately. jarkle will live on forever because there will always be more jarkle the higherups will always make more jarkle.

[johnargbuckle]

NEW TITLE AND DESCRIPTION !!!!!!

The New Jarkle ???? this aligns a lot with my theory about there being multiple jarkles… that they’re PRODUCING jarkles !!! mprp could be the new jarkle they refer to. and the rest of us are the victims that are being converted next. it’s a system that they developed and the jarkle we know is only one of many jarkles that became jarkle after going insane. THE DESCRIPTION ONLY CORROBORATES THIS !! it’s weird corporate talk from the higherups trying to make this scheme sound like it’s not an incredibly fucked up and immoral company. the jarkleverse could be some kind of commentary on the capitalism hellscape we are in.

[johnargbuckle]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK !!!! CRAZY TIMES IN JARKLEVERSE !!!!!!!

first and foremost.. we have a new title !! soooo i guess there were not in fact three titles left (unless i did the math wrong) it is “no choice but to dance” WHICH IS FROM LEMON DEMON SPIRAL OF ANTS !!!! I KNEW THE ANT SPIRAL WAS IMPORTANT. i didnt post it here but u guys dont even wanna know how long i spent learning about ants.

the new description is absolutely bonkers. first we have what i believe is jujiper, seemingly unaware of the jarkle shit going on ??? somehow ?

“also.! thank you all for 5 views this is crazy i did npt expect this video to get anywhere . im very grateful... thank you”

but then we have the truly bonkers shit from mr.jarkle himself:

“WHAT are you guys TALKINGWe go around and around! We look and we make no sound! you want to stick to the groun?d? soon... very, very , one shall be crowned... dont you want? him to be found? tragic...! how tragic!

i'm sorry.

i'm sorry for being so careless

you deserved better.

you deserved better

no, no that's not it, is it?

we both deserved better.

why did you make me this way?

do you hate me? i don't blame you.

i don't, but deep down, do.

someone else does, though.

overwhelming.

it consumes me. it never goes away. I Can't Leave. take me out, get me out, take me out, let me leave, let me leave, let me leave, let me go. save me. save yourself! don't worry. no longer, very soon. Never again. one day, for the last time.

is it over yet,? he wonders. who could you be, then?”

THIS IS JUST…. A LOT ?? let me know if its a reference im missing. just send asks telling me ur thoughts on this in general if u have any PLEEEASE !! im begging u.

[johnargbuckle]

ok so this was posted yesterday april 22nd. jarkle video was originally posted on AUGUST 22nd three years ago!!! the title was once AUGUST draws near. so this is some weird gaslighting trick i guess.? or jarkle being disoriented and confused?