Mar 3, 2022
remembering a convo I had with my brother about what he thinks happened in homestuck and the results are in:
- vriska likes to do that thing where you’d type 8008135 on a calculator (to look like “boobies”)
- karkat lives in hot topic, where he works, and sleeps under a quilt of sewn together Slip Knot t-shirts the store was unable to sell
- terezi also works in hot topic and she spends all her time in the back room smoking Jarkon* brand Staples brand weed
*Jarkon (a butchered combination of john and karkat’s names), or as is he professionally known, Jarkon the Unwildy, is an entity who runs all the staples in the universe. he is also evil.
