#jorts

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[thefloralmenace]

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

worst sword ever crafted?

Definitely the 15th Century European Broadjord:

[shattered-earth]

me explaining how jorts are dead with the kids now to a friend

[sonicmerch]

Sonic The Hedgehog Shadow & Rouge Jorts With Side Chain

[hirsutespacemen]

Relaxed dress code on Shore Leave.

[ghostgoober-swirl]

The finished jort chronicles where i drew all of the known GITM characters in jorts! Why? Why not???

Characters belong to @venomous-qwille