[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW. // [text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour! // [text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.
[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because… WOW.
[Text] Of course it was for you, Jake. Don't be silly. I mean, who else would it be for?[Text] For being so amazing last night.[Text] And anyway, stop acting like the picture is that much. It's only me in your boxers and t-shirt. I didn't know you'd like it that much.[Text] Way to make me blush.
[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
[Text] Jake?[Text] Did you forget that I don't have a drivers license?[Text] .. Did you mean to send this to Ryder? Do you want me to text him?[Text] Hold on, I'm calling him. Several times. If not, I'll ask my mom if we can come pick you up. Where are you?
[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.
[Text] I did no such thing. That would be really really embarrassing.[Text] .. Okay, in my defense, you thought it would be a good idea to have mimosas beforehand.[Text] I barely drink, Jake! I'm a lightweight. And you call me tiny all the time. The alcohol just hits me instantly.[Text] As crazy as it is, that song is kind of catchy.. And I did just have sex.[Text] ... I realize how silly this sounds now. Oh my gosh.