#jashin solves everything

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cryptskept comments: ❝ For someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud. ❞ // KONAN

Konan, Konan, Konan .... Had the comment been uttered by one of his MALE allies, perhaps Hidan’s reaction may have been a little bit more combative. Rather than biting back, the Reaper Man swung his gaze lazily to lock eyes with her. Target acquired - cue the smug lift of the lips. 

      ❝ Well excuse me for being 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒. ❞  He replied, features crying wolf       as he pretended the jab had wounded his ego. She’d have to do a lot better       than that to penetrate those walls, especially since they were coming from       someone he perceived as so { 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒 } .

 ❝ You could sure benefit from a little passion in your life too, Konan. I know it kinda goes against you and your ‘boyfriend’s’ whole tough guy act but - wouldn’t kill ya to SMILE every once and a while, eh? ❞ 

Overconfidence takes the helm as the man lifts his arms in an expression of welcome, the Akatsuki robe parting further in the middle to expose more of his bare chest. Typical peacocking. 

         ❝ Allow me to help! Take me up on my little offer from before .... ❞ He trails as though she’s supposed to be capable of putting the pieces together herself. Shouldn’t be too difficult to recall considering the two have had such few interactions - still - in and of itself the comment can’t help but come across suggestive. A few beats pass before he offers the answer:

                             ❝ Let me show you the way of Jashin !                             ─ You’ll never be the same again. ❞