#jasoncotc

[rorythehorse]

Craig had nightmares so Jason promised to "protect" him for all the night. And yes.... He didn't sleep for all night. And he was just staring at the wall... Дибил...

[rorythehorse]

So, yeah. It was 24th of December, Jason just died inside, the day his gf (he trought she's his gf) abandoned him and a little kiddo, who was born actually only 5 days ago... Cringe

JUST...

Let's talk about how many times Jason is being such a loser lol. Even in canon he's the cause of all of his problems I can't... I love him but...

Jason. Why are you so loser?

— Hey, dad, do you remember the day you bring me home from a hospital?—

— Just like it was yesterday...—

— What did you feel about it?—

— I was..er.. The happiest man in the world... I guess —

— Did you miss my mom? —

— N-... Yes, of course I did. —

Bonus:

—Hey, dad, how your life would be if I'd never exist?

— Errrr....Let me think..

Mentally: "...The Herkleton police captain with a good pay, who didn't waste all his inheritance from mother on a kid..

the Herkleton proud, the police hero...

Respectful and...Loved by everyone..."

Errr... —

— I would be the saddest person in the whole world I guess

— Oohhh, that's so sweet.

But...

I trought you already are —

— Thanks for being the most affectionate daughter, Audrey... —

—C'mon you really look like the saddest and most miserable person in Herkleton—

— Tennyson's jokes aren't funny, stop copying it and using on me —

— Hehe, Tennyson... —

— Yuck.—

[rorythehorse]

Audrey, monke oats, her annoyed poor father and bonus: 19 y.o. Audrey and 23 y.o. Julian