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Jacob: never have I ever... thought Seth is beautiful

Jasper: *drinks*

Edward: *drinks*

Jacob and jasper: ...

Edward: what? Jasper didn’t stop talking about it! I started to see it!

Seth: what’s wrong?

Jasper: I had a bad day and I need your oral support

Edward: ... u mean “moral”?

Jasper: I think everyone know that’s not what I meant

Emmett: haha virgin!

Edward: shut up

Jasper: do u fancy coming over at lunch for a quickie?

Seth: 😶

Edward: it’s pronounced quiche.

stranger: *sits next to seth*

Seth: *moves a little away*

Stranger: *leans closer* I don’t bite

Jasper: *hits the table* I do!

Jacob: Seth I like your top

Jasper: I have a name, u know

Jacob: ...

Jasper: ...

Seth: ... thanks

*at the hospital*

Seth: *watching Carlisle working*

So.. surgery is just stabbing someone to life!

Jasper: *smiling foundly*

Jacob: please never become a surgeon..

Jaspeth‘s son Luca, to Jasper: Papa can u sign my permission slip for me?

Seth: I can sign it sweetie, papa‘s busy

Jaspeth’s son Luca: the teacher said it had to be signed by an adult..

Seth: ...

Jasper: *wheezing behind his book*

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