Seth: why is Edward crying?
Jacob: I gave him a ‘get better soon’ card
Seth: he cannot get sick or can he?
Jacob: no, I just think he should do better
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Seth: why is Edward crying?
Jacob: I gave him a ‘get better soon’ card
Seth: he cannot get sick or can he?
Jacob: no, I just think he should do better
Emmett: I’m always dtf
Embry: down to fuck or down to fight?
Emmett: yes
Seth: what’s wrong?
Jasper: I had a bad day and I need your oral support
Edward: ... u mean “moral”?
Jasper: I think everyone know that’s not what I meant
Emmett: haha virgin!
Edward: shut up
Emmett: I just love the rain. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Seth: aww. Was your first kiss under the rain?
Emmett: no, it was in the shower
Seth: oh...
Hi hello, I hope you're doing well 😇 I just wanted to say that your blog gives me so much joy 💕💕 and that you deserve all the happiness in the world
OMG!!! Thank u so much😘 I‘m really happy to hear (read) this.. i actually thought, I’m the only person shipping this couple. But i’m sooooooo happy to have so lovely follower 😁
Jasper: do u fancy coming over at lunch for a quickie?
Seth: 😶
Edward: it’s pronounced quiche.
Jacob: never have I ever... thought Seth is beautiful
Jasper: *drinks*
Edward: *drinks*
Jacob and jasper: ...
Edward: what? Jasper didn’t stop talking about it! I started to see it!
Jacob: Seth I like your top
Jasper: I have a name, u know
Jacob: ...
Jasper: ...
Seth: ... thanks
Seth: *kills a spider*
Edward: god I wish that was me
Seth: Edward, go put a dollar in the self hatred jar
Edward: *puts a dollar in the jar* thank god I’m rich
Security: *pointing at Jacob* is this guy bothering u, sir?
Edward: yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this
*edward and Jacob are in a fight*
Jacob: *angry* go fuck yourself
Edward: I’d rather fuck u please!
Jacob: *confused* what?
Jasper: *without looking up from his book* he said he’d rather fuck u!
Seth:*sitting on jaspers lap* and he said please too
At the airport
Seth: no weapons? *grabs Jaspers arms* u can’t bring those guns with u
Jasper: no sharp objects? *touches Seth’s jawline* you’re gonna put this away
Jacob: no liquid? Guess I can’t throw up here
Emmett talking to his son
Emmett: what does it feel like to be the child of the greatest vampire in the world?
Son: I don’t know, Uncle Jasper isn’t my dad
Kidnapper: i have your son
Emmett: I don’t have a son
Kidnapper: *confused* your contact name is saved as daddy
Emmett: fuck! U have embry
Seth joing the pack
Seth: it is such a pleasure to meet such positive homosexual role models such as yourself
Sam: I’m not homosexual
Jacob: and I’m not positive
Embry: can’t u just try to look at things from my perspective?
Emmett: *crouches down to Embry’s height*
Embry: NOT LIKE THAT U FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Somewhere
Jacob: it’s a place I visit often when I think about the past
Edward: really?
Jacob: no.. I have no idea where the fuck we are