AKA red rock lobster, or spiny rock lobster, Jasus novaehollandiae, Palinurus edwardsii, crayfish in Australia and New Zealand and kĆura in te reo MÄori.
Found throughout coastal waters of southern Australia and New Zealand including the Chatham Islands. They resemble lobsters, but lack the large pincers.
The leaf-like phyllosoma larvae spend between 9 months to 2 years as plankton before metamorphosing to the post larval puerulus, which then swims towards the coast to settle.
Highly prized for food, and potentially an aquaculture species.
este comentador da sport tv estå a bater no benfica de uma forma bem agressiva lmao só falta dizer "estes palhaços não jogam nada, cambada de cepos"
I keep seeing posts giving out about people shipping various M/M pairings and bemoaning the fact that people arenât writing F/F pairings.
Which is fine, but if youâre that invested in the idea, I canât figure out why more of these same people donât actually go and write more F/F fics to redress this??
Itâs beginning to get on my nerves.
Write what you want to read?
And donât tell other people what to write, they can make their own decisions about what characters interest them?? If they donât feel inclined to write F/F fics - guess what, they donât have to? If they do want to, great! But I doubt they need someone complaining about it to motivate them to do it.
Literally nobody is going to get this version, but I had a laugh making this: Snapeâs Worst Memory if written in Irish slang⊠inspired by this hilarious post.
Snapeâs Morto Memory
James Potter messed up his bleedin hair. He was a bit of a ride. He looked at the teacher, who was a muppet, and then at his mates, who were massive.
Sirius, who was a complete ride, was lounging back in his chair, looking like pure class. He was so gorgeous, yer wan looked like she wanted to lob the gob with him. But he didnât seem to have noticed.
James was now doodling LE on a scrap of paper, (scarlet for ya!). After the exam papers were nabbed by yer man, whatâs his face, the teacher, James crossed out the LE (morto!) and stuffed his things back in his yoke.
âDid ye like question 10, Moony?â shouted Sirius, who was a bit of a langer at times, even if a fucking cute one.
âHappy out,â said Remus, who was a massive nerd. âOne: he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin.â
(That was pure class, cause he was a werewolf, get me?)
Peter didnât laugh cause he was a bit of a gowl.
"I got the snout shape, the pupils of the eyes and thetufted tail,' he said, like a total eejit, 'but I couldn't think what else - â
âJaney Mac! What kind of a gobshite are you, Wormtail?â said James impatiently. âYou leg it round the gaff with a werewolf once a month -â
Then Sirius went on about doing deadly in the exams like he was secretly a massive swot. And James started messing with the bleedinâ snitch, like a total eejit.
"Be dog wide of that ball, will ya?â said Sirius angrily, he was in a huff, the moody bollix. James made a class catch and Peter (who was a bit of a head the ball) whimpered. âBefore Wormtail loses the ragâ.
âCâmere to me till I tell ya, Padfoot,â said James quietly. âLook who it is, that article.â
âDeadly buzz,â said Sirius quietly.
Snape, who was a massive gobshite, put away his stuff and the lads went after him.
âOi, latchico?â said James loudly.
Snape nearly had a conniption, with an awful puss on him, like he was expecting an attack: he dropped his bag, his wand was halfway into the air when James shouted, âWould ya get off the stage!â and the gobshiteâs wand landed in the grass beside him.
âLeave him alone, the state of ya!â Lily Evans screamed at him. âChill the boots!â
âStory, Evans?â said James, like an eejit (scarlet for ya!)
"You think you've a big mickey,' she said coldly. 'But you're just a complete langer, a bullying gobshite, Potter! Leave him ALONE!â
"I will if you go and get hammered with me, Evans,' said James quickly.
âI will, ya,â sneered Lily, who obviously thought he was a bit of a dose.
Then the Snape fecker called her a yokeymebob (JASUS, the state of yer man!) and James was going bananas.
âFine, I wonât bother me arse next time,â Lily told Snape.
Then she told him to feck away off and their friendship was banjaxed. And same with the other git.
'Whatâs her problemo?â said James.
âReading between the lines, I'd say she thinks you're a bit of a tool, and a chancer, mate,' said Sirius.
"Dowtcha boy,' said James, who looked like he was in bits but pretending he was grand. âAh Jasus, sheâs defo not going to shift me, is she?â
âNo. And no chance of a ride, ever, forget about it,â said Sirius. âLetâs go and have some savage craic with Snape.â
âHappy out,â said James, who was scarlet.
For an English translation:
Who needs the Oxford English Dictionary when you have these useful and colourful Irish expressions at your disposal?
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