#jatpincorrectquotes

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

in 1995

alex: only death can stop my anxiety.

in 2020:

alex: well, fuck.

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Luke: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Reggie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Julie: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alex: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Alex: I’m your big brother, I should be able to protect you.

Reggie: You know you’re the youngest amongst the three of us, right?

Alex: Not mentally

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Alex: Hey, look guys! I bought a hoodie for me today!

Luke, Julie, Reggie, Willie: For us.

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Luke: you dont have to feel nervous

Alex: yeah, you can count on us, a hundred percent

Reggie: we’ll be holding you up, and we will catch you in case you fall

Julie: y’all are ghosts, I’d fall right through you-

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Julie: what’s the one thing you wanna try in the bedroom?

Alex: curling up with Willie and getting a full eight hour sleep without interruptions from Luke getting a killer lyric or Reggie shredding on his banjo

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Julie: Hey, does Luke have a type?

Reggie: Oh yeah

Alex: His type is people in his band

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Luke: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Reggie: Not if they consent to it.

Julie: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Alex: YES?!?