#incorrect jatp

[minty-leafy]

band meeting

julie: listen up you little shits

luke, reggie, and alex:

julie: not you reggie, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here

[juliesholograms]

Alex: You could've died!

Reggie: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Young Catra: So, when’s this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!? Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn’t that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, “Do I get a girlfriend?” Young Catra: Young Catra: Do I? Catra: Fuck’s sake.

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Alex: I’m your big brother, I should be able to protect you.

Reggie: You know you’re the youngest amongst the three of us, right?

Alex: Not mentally

[incorrect-jatp]

Reggie, at the banana he’s peeling: May I take your jacket, ma’am?

[heavensgateiowa]

carrie: dad, i’m gay

trevor, who spent his teenage years with Blond Twink Supreme and whatever those two microphone sharing dudes got going on: okay and what. you want a medal?

[julieandthehimboghostboys]

alex, depressed on the floor: i just feel like a noodle

willie, joining him on the floor and hugging him: oh good, i like pasta

[8scarpiastr1]

Alex: it’s just so frustrating.

Willie: what is?

Alex: Luke keeps dropping obvious hints that he’s into Julie, yet Julie is still completely oblivious.

Willie, wearing a t-shirt with “ALEX PLEASE DATE ME” scribbled on it: yeah lol