Unrealistic Expectations

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Unrealistic Expectations
You should draw them playing Nintendogs together
32 - Nintendogs
I have never actually played Nintendogs... thank you for the ask!
comfort is the shape of a big dog girl
BOOM. GO. TAKE IT. NUMBER ONE OF MY POST-HOMESTUCK FANARTS probably i dont rembr i think about them daily
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
@dave2olkat
Jade is the Guardian of the Green, a powerful witch destined to remain forever locked inside her magical forest. She has been waiting for her lover, Dave, to return for... For decades. What happens when Dave does show up, but no longer as himself? Jade still loves him, of course, but the Creature himself is not as sure.
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Category: F/M
Fandom: Homestuck
Relationships: Jade Harley/Dave Strider, Davesprite/Jade Harley
Characters: Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Davesprite (Homestuck), Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Becquerel (Homestuck)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Magic, monsterstuck AU, Griffins, Witches, Temporary Amnesia, Injury Recovery, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Human/Monster Romance, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Mating Rituals, Transformation, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2026 Competition: Monsterstuck Scratched.
Awards:
but you know that you had it once and you know that you want it back
jade x davesprite?? :) your drawings are so adorable
Caw
i wrote davesprite and jade dialogue while i was cozy level stoned last night lol i think i characterized them good
inspired by looking at pictures of davesprite while high and this art i saw yesterday
we never got to see what they got up to i think this is how it would go roughly
DAVESPRITE: you know being fused with a bird is kinda strange DAVESPRITE: theres all kinds of mad shit going through a crows head DAVESPRITE: like id pick a fight with a motherfucker any day of the week for a peanut DAVESPRITE: but i think the best possible consequence is the feathers JADE: theyre soooo soft!!! DAVESPRITE: yeah DAVESPRITE: shits like the stuffing to your favorite pillow DAVESPRITE: down as soft as a bird babys bottom JADE: heheh DAVESPRITE: here comes harley parking her arms round the back JADE: beep beep beep beep JADE: mission jade arms landing is successful........we have TOUCH DOWN DAVESPRITE: copy that shoosh position locked and loaded JADE: whoa dave :o DAVESPRITE: what JADE: there is a clicking sound coming from your chest! DAVESPRITE: oh uh DAVESPRITE: bird things i guess DAVESPRITE: dunno im not in control of that it sort of just happens JADE: happy bird noises!! wow thats so cute JADE: my doggy ears are very sensitive :p JADE: i can hear your heartbeat too by the way DAVESPRITE: damn it JADE: its super cozy DAVESPRITE: oh well thats a relief
JOHN: oh, dude. JADE: hi john!!! DAVESPRITE: what DAVESPRITE: cant a birdboy and a doggirl get their snuggle on DAVESPRITE: is there something so wrong with that DAVESPRITE: aside from the fact we may have fulfilled our mutual dreams of becoming furries in the most unprecedented ways possible JADE: theres nothing wrong with it!!!!! it is awesome JOHN: bluhh, no there isn’t. i was just wondering if you’ve seen the remote. DAVESPRITE: oh DAVESPRITE: cant help you there buddy DAVESPRITE: lost in snugglesville unfortunately DAVESPRITE: well not unfortunately for me JADE: :D <3 JOHN: that i can see! DAVESPRITE: front gates to this enchanted place are locked DAVESPRITE: no escape is possible until jade falls sound asleep to the crazy array of instrumentation under my wicked plumage DAVESPRITE: on account of being half feathery little bastard DAVESPRITE: but if its any consolation it isnt under my ass because id feel it if it was JOHN: i’ll check back later then. well, you guys enjoy! JADE: thanks john! DAVESPRITE: peace egbert