Jun 16
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If you want me, you have to accept my
❌ children
❌ pets
✅ imaginary alien husband
All reference sheets are ready for the July 💪
ME3 Citadel: Party Phase 1: Upstairs Group
Party Masterpost
Depending on who is invited, Wrex, Grunt, Zaeed, and Javik are chatting on the balcony upstairs. If Wrex or Grunt or both are missing, this group will not appear. Zaeed and Wrex or Grunt will join the couch group while Javik will join the kitchen group.
(if Javik was invited)
Javik: So who is strongest? You or the tank-bred?
Zaeed (if invited): Yeah, I'm plenty curious myself. [to 1]
(if Zaeed was invited but not Javik)
Zaeed: C'mon boys, everyone is curious; between you two, who's the toughest? [to 1]
(if neither Zaeed or Javik were invited)
Grunt: Speaking of fighting, let's not start comparing Wrex and me. That would be all kinds of trouble. [to 1]
[1]
Shepard: What'd I miss?
(if Javik and Zaeed were invited)
Grunt: The Prothean here wants to know who would win in a fight between me and Wrex.
Zaeed: You gotta admit Shepard, it's a good question.
Shepard: It *is* a good question. [to 2]
(if Javik but not Zaeed was invited)
Grunt: The Prothean here wants to know who would win in a fight between me and Wrex.
Shepard: It's a good question. [to 2]
(if Zaeed but not Javik was invited)
Grunt: The human here wants to know who'd win a fight between me and Wrex.
Shepard: It's a good question. [to 2]
(if neither Zaeed or Javik were invited)
Grunt: Wrex and me in a fight. It's a stupid question.
Shepard: It's a good question. [to 2]
[2]
Wrex: No it isn't. Baby pyjak here wouldn't stand a chance.
Grunt: Don't listen to this fossil. The only thing he could defeat is a glass of warm milk.
Wrex: Hah! I got head lice bigger than you, Junior.
If the party is energetic, the dialogue follows [3]. If the party is relaxed, the dialogue follows [5].
[3]
(if Zaeed was invited)
Zaeed: You boys done talkin'?
Grunt: Yeah. [to 4]
(if Javik was invited)
Javik: This talk does not prove anything. [to 4]
(if neither Javik or Zaeed were invited)
[to 4]
[4]
Grunt: Only one way to settle this.
Grunt headbutts Wrex.
Wrex: Ha! Now the party's starting!
Wrex returns Grunt's headbutt.
Shepard: Another time, guys. I don't have time to buy new furniture.
Wrex: Aw, just when it was getting good.
Grunt: Yeah. You got lucky. [end]
[5]
(if Zaeed was invited)
Zaeed: Hah! We should leave these two love-birds alone.
Shepard: Let's not. [to 6]
(if Javik was invited)
Javik: The krogan talk a lot, don't they?
Shepard: Let's keep it that way. [to 6]
(if neither Javik or Zaeed were invited)
Grunt: Told you this would get ugly.
Shepard: Not too ugly. [to 6]
[6]
Shepard: I'd rather not buy new furniture.
Admittedly it would be kinda crazy to be whisked 50 000 years into the future. That’s ten times the entire recorded human history
Reminding the people who matters the most… Javik, obviously. Happy pride folks!
it's sketchbook time
Confession: I need to be friends or find people to help me make my Shavik ideas come to life. I want a mod with a full fledged romance for Javik, and ACTUALLY making it romantic and not a fucking joke. I also just want details on how they fucked because I believe Javik loves reminding Shepard about how he fucked them stupid.
