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javismartinis replied to your post “does anyone have a good link to the bayern game bc my stream quality...”

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/10330449/events/3528499 login w/facebook; its not in english tho

ah didn't see this until now. thank you though! i ended up finding one that worked relatively well. (90% of the bayern matches i watch aren't in english haha)

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daniel agger :))

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martin skrtel :))

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xabis beard

this raises do many questions OMG UAGDADYUGYDUASGDYUA

but it is a really nice beard ;)

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thank you to my lovelies poryvee and mullerreus for tagging me 1. Imagine you can plug a program into your brain that will download instruction manuals instantaneously (like in the Matrix). For example you can instantly download “Fluent German” or “How to Operate a Space Shuttle” or “50 Classics of Russian Literature” or WHATEVER, and the knowledge is permanent. You can only pick three programs. What do you pick? Fluent German, Pass all the bar exams ever made internationally (I want to be a lawyer ok), and WAG status (not how to be a wag pft cause that seems hard so I just want the wag status asap) 2. You’re offered free season tickets to your favourite football club for life. Home and away, for all competitions (including CL). The tickets come with handy Portkeys that will instantly transport you to the stadium and back again so travel is not an issue. THE CATCH: if you accept, you may never watch another football match that does not involve your club, ever again. Not even on a shitty stream. You get the tickets for Arsenal? No more watching Real Madrid. No more Bayern (unless they’re playing Arsenal). No more ANY national team. Do you take it? My love for BVB is eternal, but no way, I can’t even imagine that. 3. Is there a footballer who a lot of people seem to think is amazingly attractive, and you’re just like, mehhhh, or ew, no? Who? Yup, Neymar. Yes he’s talented but he isn’t my type at all. 4. You can pick ONE food / dish that, for the rest of your life, no matter how often you eat it or how much of it you eat, the calories will never count. What do you pick? Anything with chocolate in it (eh?) or chips fries 5. Your favourite football team (club or country) is spending a day at Disneyland. Ok BVB then 1)Who is most likely to do something that would cause the entire team to be banned from the Magic Kingdom forever? Kevin or Marco (or the both together) 2)Who would be the most upset that they won’t be able to return? Matze and Erik cause they were gonna get married there 3)who is too busy dying of laughter to do anything useful? Auba and Kagawa 6. You have to leave a footballer in charge of a 6-month old infant for 12 hours. Who do you pick to minimize the possibility of catastrophe? The obvious answer would be any footballer father but to avoid the obvious option I’m going to say Basti. 7. Who are your main “Cool player, wrong shirt” footballers? Benni and Jule (and messi) 8. Which footballer would you want to be your parent? Basti or Pique (cause why not have sarah or shakira as your mum) can I say Jogi? 9. What if you were given the opportunity to live next door to your favourite footballer, but the catch is that he will always know you as that weird and sort of annoying neighbour - would you do it? Matze? No thank you cause why would I have wag status if he thought I was annoying? 10. What is THE ONE football moment (good or bad) that you know you’ll remember until the day you die? When Al Hilal broke the Saudi Crown Prince Cup record by winning it six times in a row in the 2012/13 season. Oh and when germany won the World Cup (obviously) 11. What was the last dream you had? I met toni Kroos at this resort of some sort and he helped me when I was in trouble (?) and then I remember meeting leon and jessica Once again thank you for tagging me. I tag javismartinis yet again to piss her off and loveerikdurm fuckneuer manuelnewer and anyone who wants to do this!

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