#jax is poly

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Went to the Ontario Science Center with @vonaether. How grand.

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From a friend: "so a male ex-metamour of mine is looking to get a survey done of men in the poly community who have male metamours. I am not appropriate to fill it out, because of my first degree connection with him, but I was wondering whether or not I could prevail upon you to potentially pass it around to folks you know?"

So here it is.

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This asshole dragged me out to my favorite restaurant with people I like so I could have food I enjoy.

Gross.

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So how does one go about flirting with you?

Have a close encounter with an unnatural creature. Trip your mental balance either positive or negative enough to learn Passion magic. Fuck your way into Metropolis. Learn the name of an Azghoul. Compel it to take you to the Primal Sea. Wait.

Once the Demiurge’s citadel rises, get inside. Sacrifice your Azghoul to get into the Hall of Tears. Take the Demiurge’s iron book. Get out without being slaughtered by the seven angels. Bring it to my altar. Say a little prayer using one of my eight holy epithets. Back away respectfully. Wait.

(Idk there are people who have flirted with me successfully. Ask them?)

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I.

you sang me to sleep last night with your laughter and your critique of a script in a language neither of us know. (well, I don’t you speak a few words. you understand so much with so few words.)

II.

i sang myself to sleep tonight with thoughts of you smiling because I was entranced by a manta ray. (your smile could cut through the darkest ocean the Marianas Trench isn’t safe from your sweetness)

III.

please sing me to sleep tomorrow with our shared pain and wonder with your eyes of lapis (you’re a memory that was half a dream too far and too bright to see clearly)

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realizes I’ve developed an actual crush

realizes our past three conversations have been drunk and/or dumping and/or selfie-hunting

oh nooooo

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update: apparently OKC girl misread Ben’s profile as “you need to be civil with my partner” as “you also need to date my partner to date me” and that’s probably why she messaged me in the first place and I am feeling STELLAR about this interaction right now

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After explaining to a guy on OKC that, hey, you’re not into non-monogamy and we have a 17% match rating, you’ll probably have better luck elsewhere, I got this back:

Look i just read your profile once again,very confussing. Im guessing some kind of fancey way of saying swinger. Dude idc. I just want a regular sex partner thats cool enough too be a friend. Shit i do some freaky shit,me andmy ex use too have guys screw her while i watched,hell yeah ive got a kink

And that’s nice but no