#jay hell tag

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JONNY REALLY GAVE UP ON BEING SUBTLE WITH HIS “CAPITALISM IS SHIT DEMOCRACY IS FLAWED AND MIDDLE CLASS ISNT REAL” HAMMER HUH

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dude................................... bill wurtz brian david gilbert collab.............................................

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i mean personally i think post+ is a great idea but instead of charging users monthly it should be a one-time 50c fee and also instead of being risky to give your bank details they should just post your credit card information online. also i think that the algorithm should be changed so every post starts with what the previous one ended with. where are you going

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WER”E THEPODACST NOW

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jon: BUT IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A GUESS ABOUT WHEN THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WAS INTRODUCED IN BRITAIN,

jon: WHEN WOULD YOU GUESS

martin: do you want to remind the rest of us what time it is?

jon: IT'S ONLY TWELVE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

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season three

jon: khcxgkckkch

tim: yeah that's the sound you're gonna make as i shove your detached fingers up your ass and into your throat

jon: wow ok

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[TAPE CLICKS ON. THERE IS A FAINT STATIC OVERLAYED WITH THE GENTLE TONE OF RAIN.]

JON:

i-is that... who’s there?

[SILENCE.]

JON:

i can’t... i can’t see you- ***why can’t i see you-***

[GUNSHOT. THE SOUND OF BLOOD DRIPPING FROM SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE PANOPTICON. JON MAKES A STARTLED, PAINED NOISE. FROM THE DARKNESS, THE SOUND OF WOOD AGAINST STONE.]

JON:

oh. oh, no.

[A SECOND GUNSHOT. JON SLUMPS TO THE FLOOR WITH A SHOUT: FROM SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE THE BUILDING THERE IS A LOUD CRACK. THEN: SILENCE.]

JON:

(desperate) i-i'm sorry, i didn't know- i couldn’t stop myself, i-it wasn’t personal, i-

[A THIRD GUNSHOT, THEN SILENCE. THE UMBRELLA EMERGES.]

[RECORDING ENDS.]

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my favourite game is Are They Talking Abt The USC Trojans Or The Literal Greek Trojans