#jay rants

[jaywritesrps]

Congratulations, Neil Gaiman, now you managed to be as bad as JKR.

[javacad0]

At this point if you still don't believe Jax is transfem in any way then like idk what to tell you man

[quitepossiblybamboozled]

man I'm so tired of the f&c tag why is everyone so BORING nowwwww

tbh I think Fionna's crashout was hot so jot that down.

second of all people are so critical of this show for literally the stupidest reasons like idfk dude don't watch it then? some of y'all seem to have forgotten that fandom is supposed to be fun. if the show is pissing you off that bad, then like idk just watch something else. and don't get me started on the standards people are holding Fionna to like Finn didn't cause the destruction of the entire Ice Kingdom AND hurt people when he built his tower and it collapsed directly into the Candy Kingdom and, quote, "a lotta folks got squished." don't you point at Fionna and then turn your head away from the fact that Fern literally locked a guy in a dungeon with a loaf pan full of dirt and a bucket of trash and intended to leave him there for at least a month. You guys would never survive if the original series was coming out now. literally calm down it's a cartoon and it's not over yet.

[ne0nwithazero]

Deleting all my mainstream social media makes it clearer and clearer just how many websites are straight up inaccessible unless you're forced to create an account on them

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT

You can't access anything without an account, you cannot scroll casually without have a Login/Sign Up popup preventing you from scrolling

Really cool that I was attempting to read an article about Internet Enshitification and I couldn't even read the whole thing because I needed to login to see it the full thing!!

[sw1ngset-starz]

in my head boris pavilovsky is not finn wolfhard just wanted to clear that up

[punk-and-anxious]

More about Vasily/Ogata/Usami because im spinning on the floor again and still

I sent an over 20min voicenote to ny friends and its 4am so keep that in mind with my typos. I need to get my thoughts out or i will explode

This is divided to 3 (ish) parts: my path into Vasily/Ogata/Usami (split into two parts:art and sims), Me losing my mind and why, and pitch on why the ship makes sense (written with fanfic ideas kidna idfk)

This is pure headcanon insanity and id love to hear about other thoughts on these 3

So for me this brainrot started probably becauss my mind is making connections out of thin air. I doodle a lot and as per usual most of my sketchbook is Ogata rn (its an issue please sedate me.)

I dont usually pic who i draw, doesnt matter if theyre my fave or not. Its more about styff i like drawing.

For Ogata its his vibes and capturing them. And for somereason Vasily started apoearing in my sketch book more. Im a horror artist through and through so i fucking love drawing scars, especially his (if youve seen my art you know.) And just his entire face being covered exept for a few panels adds to my need to draw him (that and flipping the script on him. You like drawing? GETS DRAWN IN RETURN IDIOT) so it's a lot of VasiO doodles. Fair enough.

Idk when or why or how but Usami. Infeltrated it. I think its cause i love drawing intense fucky expressions and his entire vibe is jsut fun to draw again so. My sketchbook is just these 3. And at some point i started connecting them as a trio in my mind.

For context i have a Sims world where i just throw random blorbos and set them loose let them do wtf ever (its created beutiful combos, that we will talk about more in a bit)

I starred by adding Ogata to one of my families (it all starts with him huh) the family is just C*nstantine, Aiden and Jordi. Like i said fun combos jfjfjfj anyway i got a bot bired and a few days later decided to add Vasily and Usami, because well. Theyre a trio to me from my sketchbook. Didn't wanna growd the family so i added them alone in a house.

And here we get why the name. I started kinda going off about the fun dynamics ith both Ogata and Usami AND Ogata and Vasily being just. Insane. (Insert my poster thing joke about how Vaisky is jsut in his own little gap moe romcom while Ogata is GOING THROUGH IT (his fault entirely)) and just started laughing about how insane a house with the people who want to kill Igata the most would be and just. named it Ogatas Nightmare

Fitting i think.

I usually let my sims do wtf they want, just looking at them like bugs. And Vasily and Ogata started to flirt and kinda date immediately when i made them meet up. Kinda triend to make Usami and Oagat fight (for the bit) but it just... Ended with Usami flirty???? Somehow???? Idk how

And later just the classic love triangle of VasiO with Usami starting to flirt with Ogata (i again tried to make them fight. HOW) went okay thats fine Vasily is pissed off. ...until he started flirting with Usami. Andnmy mind opened up for the beuty of the Policule it makes sense ITS GENIOUS EVEN

And now we can move to me losing my mind. This all has hapened in the spawn of multiple months. Slowly.

Today i was thinking about how they are a trio to me and the ship makes perfect sense and gen thought it was a bigger ship and was all happy going to look what their ship name is and. Found. Nothing.

Like ay im not stranger to rarepairs! love em! But. I. Was jaut smacked with the realization that. Theres. Nothing. HOW IS THERE NOTHING CAN'T PEOPLE SEE!?!?

And now comes the fun part: me pitching this ship to YOU yes YOU you too can make a difference! (I will make a difference once i have free time and actually draw some nonsense)

As you can see im very much Ogata pilled so that will shape my thoughts a lot. And I need to make Ogata suffer as much as possible please it brings me joy. (but it can be so fluffy fix it if you let it)

This part im dividing into pairings at tye begining to explain my views and in the end i will move back to them as a trio

VasiO. Im again very VasiO pilled (....my art is proof of that listen) But not going too deep into that because i will be here for the entire morning. Like i meantiomed earlier, their entire vibe is jsut chefs kiss to me. The poster idea especially. Just let Vasily lose let him hunt Ogata down for sport. It wouldnt be torture to Ogata, but he cant play. He has a job and THATS where his annoyance comes from. He so SO much wants to match his freak!

Just violence meets violence in a fun playful way! And post canon fix-it fluff domestic vibes. Love it they have it all!

Same with UsaO! Their Domestic(ish) vibes in the war and 7th just being little freaks. Turned to WORSE! theyre jsut Enemies to still Enemies but also Exes now? PERFECT! And THE fight scene? PERFECT hunt each other again

See hunting is bringing them together once again <3

And now for the FUN BIT! Usami x Vasily

Oh baby OH BABY WHERE DO I START! Just VIBES! Usamis thing with horses? Plus Vasilys thing of just. Hanging out with bunch of horse (bro is the Disney princess Sugimoto wishes he was) and him just stealing jorses to ride on them! And well hehe 😏 im not saying it live on tumbler dot com i will get banned /j

So theres that. Plus both of them lusting to kill Ogata. Well usami isnt lusting because he wants to kill Ogata, he prob dienst really care that much, he is jsut kusting but we can fix that.now bring you THEYCTEAM UO TO KILL OGATA why? Dw about that ill figure it out somethinh something Tsurumi gives an order to Usami and he GOES idfk.

OR OR OR!!!!! Usami doenst die! Tsurumi bites off the finger and Usami passes out, and Tsurumi leaves him in the ground, they have other shit to do! And Vasily walks around trying to see where "His Wildcat" Has gone and sees usami and is all OHOO I MUST INSPECT HIS KILLS TO JNOW HIM MORE and Usami just isnt dead. And he just takes him to question him about who he is and how he knows Igata and why they tried to kill eachother (Usami dies not know wtf he is saying or drawing.) Usami gets better and starts to hunt Ogata down for causing his downfall (looks at Vasily) LIKE LISTEN

No matter how they find eachother but in the end Vasily hust finds this freak of a man who wants to kill Ogata and they team up OR counter point! They also start competeing on who kills him first! Its all juat a one big game for them all PERFECT! Idk

Anyway back on track

Language barrier! Just love the idea of Ogata having to translate their conversations. Just pissed off "USAMI IM NOT FUCKING SAYING TAHT WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN" them having unhinged conversations and Igata hsut has to suffer

And then to add Usamis art requests! Theyd be BEUTIFUL Ogata would be so DONE! i feel like Vasily would be down to draw weird shit to Usami, just, if he payes anything will be drawn. And Usami annoying Ogata with the drawings ("hey vasily draw Ogata pregnant!")

Just

I need to make it into hell of Ogatas own making and he'd be into it he'd enjoy it but also we all know how he is

And post ending fluff could be ogata trying to teach Vaisly Japanese and Usami Russian and neither of them are fucking focusing!

Also Vasily teaching Usami to snipe <3 (Ohatas horror continues)

Thats it for now

Its 5am i.... Should sleep damn BUT LISTEN I WANT TO SCREAM ABOUT THEM THEY ARE SO WAHHHHHHHH

[ahalliance]

love waking up to more quackity qsmp 2 bullshit but having at least half the dash be like 'pay your fucking workers' i feel like werewolf head in hands meme but at least siamo insieme

[uluvjay]

Okay i usually don’t speak on stuff but the way I’ve seen some people act about Max and Kelly having a baby is actually sad.

I know she is not very liked and I’m not the biggest fan of her either-however that is no reason to wish harm on a person who is already a mother and expecting another child.

People commenting under her post to “Save” max, calling her a ‘baby trapper’ and all of the nasty things I’ve seen on Twitter is ridiculous.

We know nothing about these people besides what they choose to share and what is put of them online, some people need to realize they are not apart or involved in drivers or athletes REAL everyday lives.

And as for Max ‘needing saved’ I hate to break it to y’all but he’s a 27 year old grown man. If he didn’t want to be with Kelly he’s had plenty of opportunities to leave and separate.

And for the ‘baby trapping’ again I hate to break it to yall but it take two to tango, and as a grown man who’s also an uncle to three, a bonus dad, and knows how biology works he knew all the risks of not using protection!

Anyways that’s all I have to say, wishing the best for their little bean.

Ps. If you don’t like what I’m saying then scroll and don’t come back!!