Centaurs
My not-partner and I have spent a lot of time going back and forth on a centaur character she created for the series that shall not be named (due to unfortunate associations with the Queen of Terfs). Because of the centaur’s athlete nature, this has meant I have spent quite a lot of time trying to figure out how a centaur would ride a broom. If anyone else has better ideas, I’d be extremely excited to listen, but this is what I figure.
Any centaur broom would have to be reinforced to hold its weight, obviously, but I’d be more concerned about the aerodynamics of a full horse body on top of a stick of wood. Therefore, I’d argue that any centaur broom should have a full-body seat or harness that can be enchanted with the broom to avoid air resistance or friction. This would also mean the centaur wouldn’t have to be stooped over horribly to hold onto the broom, but the fact that it wouldn’t have to hold onto the broom to fly may give it an advantage in a sport like that which cannot be named (due to unfortunate associations with the Queen of Terfs). Past that, I wonder if a centaur galloping into a take off would be smoother or less smooth than a human jumping up off the ground.
No matter what, and despite my many issues with the concept, I don’t think it would be correct to ban centaurs entirely from the sport that shall not be named (due to unfortunate associations with the Queen of Terfs), as banning people for biological advantages seems backwards to me. The point of sports is seeing the limits of what the human body can do. To avoid having to image a centaur riding a broom for the rest of my life, I removed both brooms and centaurs from my schoolchildren-in-a-fascist-society book. Flying carpets and pegasi only, thank you very much.















