Sep 25, 2024
Jason: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Kyle: Okay? Jason: … Jason: … Jason: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—
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Jason: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Kyle: Okay? Jason: … Jason: … Jason: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—
Jason: sharpens knife We've got ways of making people talk. Jason: Cuts piece of cake. Kyle: … Kyle: Can I have some? Jason: Cake is for talkers.
Kyle: Jason, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Jason: No, it’s mine. Kyle: It… looks just like the one I have… Jason: You don’t have one like this anymore.
Kyle: Relationships should be 50/50. Jason cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Jason: Kyle, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Kyle, naked in Jason's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Jason, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.
Kyle: Are you ready to commit? Jason: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Kyle: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Jason: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.