#jayson deblanco

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I forgot I made these ajabssvajabassh

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// cyberpunk au? don’t know her, this is her ugly sister

// aka i tried and failed but still like it but i still have to do the Jackson twins and Matthias

// tattoos under the cut:

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The real reason Jayson and Alex hate winter....

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Jayson: I would defend Rupert and Ralph much faster than I would ever defend myself.

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AX: And what do you say when GV is bothering you?

Jayson: That's homophobic.

AX: No.

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Jayson, vaguely referring to Alex's crush on Conner: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Alexander?

Alex, a dumb gay: No.

Ralph, appearing out of nowhere: Ralph does!

Jayson: I know, flower.

Ralph: Ralph is sad :(

Jayson, ready to kill a bitch: I know.

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Alex, two days after breaking his arm: [ literally sprinting through the precinct ]

Jayson, sprinting right behind him: This is why I told the doctor not to give you pain meds!

Alex, hopping over Gavin's desk: I CANNOT BE CONTAINED

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A new member of the family (drabble)

"..... So. I uhm............ I found something." It wasn't often that Alex nervously fidgeted in his own home, but his jacket was zipped all the way up and he seemed to be holding it as he shifted his weight from one foot to the other.

Jayson watched his human intently, Ralph peeking out over his shoulder and Rupert leaning against a nearby wall.

Finally, the black haired Android decided to just get it over with. "Alexander. Open your jacket." Alex blinked a few times, before taking a step back.

"Promise you won't get mad?" What is this, kindergarten?

"I promise. Now open your jacket." No more stalling, idiot boy.

Alex sighed a little, before slowly unzipping his jacket. Almost instantly, a tiny calico head popped out with a soft meow. Jayson immediately pinched the bridge of his nose as the sound attracted the other two cats, and the dog.

"Alexander, we talked about this. You cannot just keep collecting animals," he finally said, his gaze turning to the kitten.

"But she's so tiny! And I found her out in the middle of the road, and she was so scared that she couldn't even move!"

"Why didn't you just give her to Gavin, or Conan?"

"Because I think she might have imprinted on me... I tried to set her down somewhere safer and she climbed up my pants leg to get back in my arms."

Jayson actually groaned, the sound overlayed by a giggle from Ralph as he bounced over to the little kitten. "Ralph likes the little one! He thinks we should keep it!"

"I'm with Ralph and Alex on this one. As long as it stays out of my room and away from my birds," Rupert spoke up, pushing away from the wall to approach the kitten as well.

Alex lit up. "Then it's settled! What should we name her?"

The boys fell silent as they thought, the only sounds being the mews of the kitten and the occasional tapping of Alex's foot.

"Splotch," Jayson finally decided. It was easy to see the others were shocked momentarily, but were soon nodding in agreement.

"Splotch it is!!"