Ultimate Ship Meme: okay I give you Beckiani ;)
*squees and cracks knuckles*
My thoughts, let me show you them.
Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! |Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever because I say so :p
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’d say the love thing probably happened over a couple months as the groups were getting smaller and there were more clusters of people relying on each other
How was their first kiss? - soft and a little flustery but still sweet
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Nick during a comforting cuddling session
Who is the best man/men? - their respective best friends (guessing Nick’s could either be Rayvon or one of the other Beach Avenue guys, don’t know enough about Clark’s non-Idol friends)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - n/a
Who did the most planning? - Clark as he isn’t on the road as much
Who stressed the most? - Nick because he just wants to keep things hassle-free which is close to not likely as, hello, kinda-famous grooms here, but Clark settles him downwith muchas smooches pretty quickly
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 |Normal Church Wedding| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - idk, any of their exes? :p
Sex:
Who is on top? - Nick is happy to let Clark top most of time to let him get used to doing more, but secretly he just loves being pinned under that broad and yummy body ;)
Who is the one to instigate things? - usually Nick
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 |8| 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 |3| 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - ohmygoodness. Well if we’re including foreplay and touching and they’re in the mood to stretch things out long as possible, mayyyyybe 15 minutes or so? (I’m so bad on male anatomy shoot me)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - oh yes ;)
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 |4| The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public |6| 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (this one definitely fits Shevine for the record XD)
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - n/a
How many children will they adopt? - probably just one a little later in their careers. My mind is saying a boy for some reason
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Nick often tries to pass this duty onto Clark with no avail. such a guy :p
Who is the stricter parent? - Clark but not in a mean way, just presumably like his own father is
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Nick
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Clark
Who is the more loved parent? - “more loved” is a loaded term, so I’ll just say Nick gets to be the “cool” dad
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Clark
Who cried the most at graduation? - Nick, the big ol’ secret softie :p
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Nick
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Clark
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - I’ve…never really seen evidence in their tweets or whichever about pickiness or dislikes. dang, I’m stumped.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Nick
How often do they bake desserts? - maybe a couple times a month on a date night when they’re both in the house (and then sometimes that sweet goopiness gets on each other’s skin and, well, that’s why I rated kink level at 3 ;) )
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - good ol’ meat and potatoes :p
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Clark
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Nick
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - idk about burning the house, but I can definitely see Nick setting off the smoke alarm a couple times (“Note to self: leave flambee-ing sherry to the professionals.”)
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Nick as he’s usually the last one up
Who is really against chores? - Nick can be lazy af but of course he agrees anyway
Who cleans up after the pets? - Clark
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Nick but that’s only worked a few times (some bumps you just can’t coverpersonal experience XD)
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Clark especially if it’s his family
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nick
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - if they’re not sharing, then Nick
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - seeing as they both have dogs I’m guessing they’d try to share most of the time
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - lights and a pumpkin or two outside for Halloween, in and out for Christmas
What are their goals for the relationship? - happiness<3
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Nick especially if he’s just gotten off the road
Who plays the most pranks? - Clark at his most childish :p
